Jacob

I like pictures that move and other things I guess

[Jacob @JacobKornfeld]

for me its always gunna come back to coffee and eggs ill leave it at that

[Jacob @JacobKornfeld]

Check out the David Bowie Shopping Spree Sweepstakes! https://t.co/fFQAOobMZO

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Lady hacking up a storm a few seers a ahead of me wo a mask watching dear Evan Hanson… need I say more

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I still stand by this.

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mirriam webster dictionary is a sham. I am anti word

[Jacob @JacobKornfeld]

mirriam webster dictionary is a sham. I am anti word

[Jacob @JacobKornfeld]

This tweet really doesn’t help the case against me being a film bro

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Something about old films man.... so weird how different the very concept of a movie is today. I notice it specifically in American ones. (Not an opinion just a general observation) Weird!

[Jacob @JacobKornfeld]

Hot take: Elvis is at least as good an actor as Humphrey bogart was

[Jacob @JacobKornfeld]

@bridgmobile Maria Menounos is the official mascot of return to normalcy

[Jacob @JacobKornfeld]

@moonlightzebra I want a poop emoji birthday

[Jacob @JacobKornfeld]

Why are the grey aliens never depicted wearing clothes???? Isn’t it cold in space?

[Jacob @JacobKornfeld]

Is Sandy short for Sandrew?

[Jacob @JacobKornfeld]

Tony the Tiger is clearly the captain America of the cereal cinematic universe. I’m proposing that Honey Nut Cheerios bee is its Spider-Man and captain crunch is dr strange. But then who is smuckers honey smacks frog then 🤔🤔🤔

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happy 20th anniversary to SHREK, an extremely important movie

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Sorry i mistyped- Epic Garry X

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My new rapper name is Epic Garry

[Jacob @JacobKornfeld]

@moonlightzebra i agree! 2049 did better than the first film but i still think it needs more women voices!

[Jacob @JacobKornfeld]

Anyone else suspect that the 1920s smelled like pretzels ?

[Jacob @JacobKornfeld]

Mr. Clean’s origin story is that one day he started cleaning and he just never stopped.

[Jacob @JacobKornfeld]

Government: today we announce Natalie Portman as the first human holiday
Us citizens: *claws on walls like cat on cat toy*
President: do not worry it’s #Aprilfools day this was simple a hilarious gaff human can no be date
Political pundits: breathes sigh of relief

[Jacob @JacobKornfeld]

You’re telling me that darkseid forgot which planet had the anti life equation, the one thing he’s been looking for, was on earth, the one planet in the entire universe he couldn’t conquer? Alright then

[Jacob @JacobKornfeld]

I really like Zach Snyder’s vision of Batman and Superman and their worlds but these movies are so disappointing to me because they fall apart when all of his dope characters come together. Maybe the pressures of teamup movies? I like these movies when they’re doing their thing

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And also cyborg is lame =( why his costume ugly emo like that