Jacob Davis

Notorious dad jokes long before I became a dad.

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@WalkaboutMG give us a tourney mode so I have to quit making these excel spreadsheets. 🤣

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@WalkaboutMG Pitfall? Dark Crystal? Fraggle Rock?

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Governor @GregAbbott_TX is an enigma for Liberals. Morals say: offer him all of the chances in life since he is differently abled living life in a wheelchair. But then he acts as a straight up puppet to the oligarchy. So…maybe we don’t need wheelchair ramps…..

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@WalkaboutMG currently in a long-run tourney with the brothers. Love it!

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@GregAbbott_TX Good. Let’s take all the wheel-chair ramps out of our capitol buildings. ZERO inclusion

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@BarstoolBig12 @barstoolttu 8-4

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@stardustmoony Maybe I was…….

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So…is today the day everyone lost their ‘V’ card? Just seeing lots of images with the letter V 😜

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@stardustmoony Venmo challenge yesterday….old person joke about virginity…nevermind

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Jesus: 2000 yrs
America: 245 yrs

Salvation has absolutely nothing to do with this country.

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Made it through a whole academic year...lecturing, teaching, etc wearing a mask.

Didn’t die one time from rebreathing my CO2.
#COVID19 #mask

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Inherently....admit there is a problem.

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When faced with a problem the task is to find a solution

For some reason the status quo is....not to find a solution....but to create additional problems.

Maybe guns aren’t the problem...but can we find a solution?

Police may not be the problem....but can we find a solution?

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What’s worse:
-people canceling stuff you haven’t thought of in years

Or

-People getting pissed about stuff being canceled they haven’t thought of in years

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It’s nice that all of Texas decided to give up electricity and water for lent.

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Bernie memes blew up bigger than Chuck Norris jokes!

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In advance: the Qanon shaman is not a good Halloween costume for 2021.

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If dieting...how many cheat days do you get before...you’re not dieting.

Asking for a friend.

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If the zombies offer me beer and pretzels....I’m doomed.

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You can’t go into red lobster and throw a fit that they won’t sell you a Big Mac....that’s not how freedom of speech works.