Jacob Mengelkamp

Structural Engineer. Graduate from THE Ohio State University. Go bucks!

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[Doug Stafford @dougstafford]

I haven’t gotten to roast @AmericanAir for a while, mostly because I don’t fly them unless I have to.

Last week I am flying from DCA to MIA, with about 2.5 hours for a connection.

The flight left on time and was due early, then the Miami airport suddenly wouldn’t let some planes land.

We circled but then because AA always cuts it close, we were out of fuel and forced to land in PBI.

They say we are going to refuel and head to Miami within the hour.

What they meant to say was over 3.5 hours of delays, no fuel truck, tarmac holds, etc

But good news! My connection is two hours delayed I might make it!

We land in Miami within 30 minutes to go.

No gate

20 minutes to go

they cannot connect jetway to plan due to equipment in the way.

10 min to go, jump off plane first, gate agent calls ahead to let my plane know I’m coming

On the plane and previously at the gate, my two daughters are also telling the gate I’m on the airport on the way.

No on cares. Flight attended tries to stall but gate agent angrily rebuffs.

I roll up 4 minutes after she closed the door after 4 hours of delay.

Gate agent angrily rebuffs “the plane left a while ago”

Me “I’m gonna need you to turn around then cause there’s a plane still here (it has not left gate yeth

She argues with me, points where the rebooking desk is nothing else

Nobody at this airline gives a rats ass about their customers

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

how it feels reading the words “and Rebecca Ferguson”

[X Force 137 @137Force]

HIT TRANSLATE WHY'S IT STILL GOING

[Guardians Prospective @CleGuardPro]

Cleveland #Guardians are promoting 22-year-old old (2B) prospect Travis Bazzana to Triple-A Columbus.

#GuardsBall

[moon🌙 @qiyusmoon]

the community is not familiar with the baddie who is susan ginormica and thats not sitting right with me

[Jacob Mengelkamp @JacobM1599]

@firelordaimee Guardians don’t play until 8 at least

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Every time America is on the verge of greatness, we get involved in another foreign war.

There would not be bombs falling on the people of Israel if Netanyahu had not dropped bombs on the people of Iran first.

Israel is a nuclear armed nation.

This is not our fight.

Peace is the answer. 🙏

[Jacob Mengelkamp @JacobM1599]

@DErous6344 Otto Graham

[Jacob Mengelkamp @JacobM1599]

@RapSheet @Browns

[Jacob Mengelkamp @JacobM1599]

@BleacherReport 32

[Jacob Mengelkamp @JacobM1599]

@CultureCrave Jokes on Disney, I’d rather see Dune 3 twice

[Rep. Steven Horsford @RepHorsford]

This is a crime.

[Cleveland Cavaliers @cavs]

YOUR 2024-25 DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR, EVAN MOBLEY. #LetEmKnow

[lamb @angeliclament]

fake catholics everywhere its sickening

[Simon Maechling @simonmaechling]

This is not coincidence. Autism is driven by organic food sales.

[Anchovy Enthusiast @anchover_]

Hindus

[-`🐾´- @sillyandsunny]

like and rt this if you don't follow elon musk

[saint cignatius @saintcignatius]

my haters become my waiters when i sit down at the table of plenty

[Jacob Mengelkamp @JacobM1599]

@CBKReport Nice to see the big ten on top!