Jacob Malousek

Accountant | Firm Owner | Scuba Diver - Lead a dynamic accounting firm specializing in franchises across the USA. - Love optimizing Accounting systems.

[Jacob Malousek @JacobMalousek]

@SenSchumer So, your solution to healthcare is borrow money we don't have so our grandchildren can pay for our broken system. Or is the other conversation just too hard to have?

[Jacob Malousek @JacobMalousek]

@The_Ai_CPA It was scary good. We solved 3 or 4 big problems last Friday.

[Justin Welsh @thejustinwelsh]

Almost everything great in my life came from making decisions that everyone around me thought were foolish.

[Jacob Malousek @JacobMalousek]

@AmericanAir Yeah, I'd let the bot have this one. I get what they're trying to do. They just need to read the room.

[Jacob Malousek @JacobMalousek]

Apparently @AmericanAir ‘s AI social bot hasn’t been trained to read the room. It’s a simple skill issue.

[Jacob Malousek @JacobMalousek]

@AmericanAir @ZuKnows @AmericanAir you should probably change the settings on your social bot. When lives are disrupted, people are typically not in the mood for anything to be referred to as a pickle. Cute has its time. Have your team code your bot to read the room.

[Jacob Malousek @JacobMalousek]

@AmericanAir Or you're a 2-hour chat wait away! After you click that you want to talk to a human seven times. @AmericanAir is bringing back 2022 customer service levels.

[Jacob Malousek @JacobMalousek]

@AmericanAir thinks pretty low of their customers' ability to know what they want. When you click chat, you have to hit essentially the same prompt 7 times. Who is checking their UI?

Why yes, I want to talk to an agent. Why else would I hit the chat button?

[Jacob Malousek @JacobMalousek]

@MediaKing This is the manual.

[StripMallGuy @realEstateTrent]

The secret to life is asking for things

[Jacob Malousek @JacobMalousek]

Just how much of our money has been stolen?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: FBI arrests senior CIA official after uncovering over $40 million in gold bars & $2 million in cash at his Virginia home.

[Jacob Malousek @JacobMalousek]

If I ever become an elected official, I’ll have a few advisors from the other side of the aisle vet my speeches. He’s clearly surrounded by "Yes" people.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

BREAKING: Chicago Mayor Johnson says he will fight teen takeovers by "holding social media platforms accountable"

[Jacob Malousek @JacobMalousek]

The big incentive for carriers?

It's revenue! Political campaigns pay premium rates for massive SMS blasts.

They also get Do Not Call exemptions and First Amendment carve-outs (lobbied hard by the same elected officials who wrote the anti-spam laws).

Filters come off during election season because the money talks louder than your complaints.

[Jacob Malousek @JacobMalousek]

My theory is that in the age of AI, this should be the easiest problem to solve. But we are in election season, and all of the filters need to be off so your politicians can fundraise. It gets worse before elections.

[Chris Hatch @Dirtdog]

Not sure how to make this stop but my goodness

Every day

[Jacob Malousek @JacobMalousek]

@elonmusk is on track to become the world’s first trillionaire later this year.

Watch every politician flood the airwaves clutching pearls: ‘Can you imagine one trillion dollars?!’

Meanwhile, the US government adds $1 trillion to the national debt in roughly 147-200 days…about $5 billion every single day.

They’re not shocked by the number.

They’re terrified it highlights how recklessly they spend our money they don’t have.

Creating real value vs. printing debt. One builds the future. The other mortgages it.

[Jacob Malousek @JacobMalousek]

@elonmusk is on track to become the world’s first trillionaire later this year.

Watch every politician flood the airwaves clutching pearls: ‘Can you imagine one trillion dollars?!’

Meanwhile, the US government adds $1 trillion to the national debt in roughly 147-200 days…about $5 billion every single day.

They’re not shocked by the number.

They’re terrified it highlights how recklessly they spend our money they don’t have.

Creating real value vs. printing debt. One builds the future. The other mortgages it.

[Jacob Malousek @JacobMalousek]

2 questions.

https://t.co/IvfWEMe0BY many jobs are lost when 14 billion dollars of assets are sold to pay the tax?

2. Do we just have to sell 5% of our assets every year?

Under this plan we would not have Microsoft, Amazon, Apple, Wal-Mart. They would have never been able to grow with required liquidity every year to pay this tax.

[Jacob Malousek @JacobMalousek]

@amar_4inc @MarcoFoster_ What is your fair share of someone else's money?

[Jacob Malousek @JacobMalousek]

Everything is getting laundered. Linens in the front, cash in the back.

[Brenda Cannon, CPA @bsuecannon]

Hear me out. A laundromat/tax service. While your clothes are washing/drying, your tax return is being prepared.