Marcelago

As soon as you walk out that door, no one gives a shit about you. So come back safe iight.

[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

Crazy pre-souls Fromsoft pull the other day.

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this can’t be the same heat george washington was wearing a wig in

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I honestly respect people who can save money by eating at home. If I have a bad day at work, I’m picking up food. If I have a good day at work, I’m picking up food to celebrate. If I make my own lunch, I’m still picking up food for dinner since I already saved money on lunch.

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

😔

[Kwikpanik, CEO of 8192 🔜 Worlds @Kwikpanik]

Yu-Gi-Oh! is SO BACK OH MY LORD

[щ @Circle10]

telling my boss i’m going to go “stink up” the bathroom and when she makes a disgusted face i clarify that i mean i’m going in there to smoke pills off of tinfoil

[KennyLauderdale @KennyLauderdal3]

Video Game Company discontinues their popular product, the Video Game.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Leave your job and watch how many coworkers actually reach out.

None.

The people you called family forget your name by Friday.

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

my office job is a ruse, a cleverly designed adult daycare to prevent me from jacking off for 8 hours a day

[babyrock @rinmaxxing]

the word goon used to mean a nigga who gave his life to the streets

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

"I need to socialize more"

Me in a social gathering when I see someone coming towards me

[GenZDev @dev_gen88926]

mfs when they try to manage

> 9-5
> gym
> 10 hrs of sleep

all together:

[Cody @Obii_cubana_ZSN]

Bro pranked the cashier that he paid with the Juice 💀😹

[JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1]

People destroying Flock Cameras 📷 all over the place. 👀

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

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