Jacobaka

[a chair @hinkfrick]

fine https://t.co/gdzimekM2D

[SEBA (commissions open give me money) @SebaDoesntExist]

claimbing

[Nicotine @nicotinearchive]

John Waters’ no-smoking PSA made for the Landmark Nuart Theatre in Los Angeles during its run of “Pink Flamingos” (1981)

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A restaurant. I could not finish my meal, and I bowed my head in shame.

Then they handed me a box, and I nearly wept.

The plate had been enormous. I am a samurai; I do not surrender to food. But this was a siege, and halfway through I knew I could not win. I set down my fork. In my country, to leave food on the plate is to insult the rice, the farmer, the cook, and your own ancestors, roughly in that order. So I sat there, quietly making peace with my dishonor.

Then the waitress smiled and said the most beautiful sentence I have heard here.

"You want a box for that?"

A box. To take it. Home.

I went still.

"You would save it?" I asked.

"Yeah, of course. It's still good."

It's still good. Three words my grandmother said to me a thousand times, across an ocean, in another language, over a bowl I was not allowed to leave.

I had crossed the world expecting to find everything different here. And a stranger in an apron had just handed me my grandmother's exact heart, in a small paper container, without knowing she had done anything at all.

I took the box. I held it like a newborn. I bowed to her, to the cook, and to the half a sandwich within, which would now live to see another day.

That night I ate it by a window, slowly, the way you eat something that was nearly lost. It was, if anything, better the second time. Everything saved is.

So now I order too much on purpose. Not from greed. From faith. Because I have learned that here, the same as home, a meal does not end when you are full.

It ends when the box is empty.

And the box is never empty the same day.

Which means a good meal can last forever,

as long as someone, anyone, still believes it is too good to waste.

[Big Boris @BigBoris_2]

“They’re raping him! They’re just taking Homer and they’re raping him!”

[TEMZY ✞ @imtemzy]

Sometimes you'll see some gems on Tiktok bro

[水筒 @sj_ipx]

でかい、

[Homer’s Best Bits @HomersBestBits]

Season 4 Episode 8

[BYOC: Tennie's Choice! @tennieschoice]

avgn dancing dot mov

#byoc #doom #reclassed #avgn #cinemassacre #angryvideogamenerd #jamesrolfe

[Isrephel @isrephel58]

OKAY FINE I FIXED IT

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

"Shouldn't you be at work right now?"

"Uh, yes, sir, Mr. Burns, sir..."

"Well, then get back to wherever it is you work, whoever you are!"

[Mio Supremacist @k_on_warlord]

Incredible stuff from our brothers across the sea

[The Invincible Iron Spence @NerdySpencey]

they remastered the iron man one recently and it's a banger

[ヨワスギボンプ @Loser_Bangboo]

We are Angels👼
#zzzero #ゼンゼロ #妄想エンジェル

[SurrealMediaFacts @SurreMediaFacts]

In December 2008, Doug Walker (aka the guy behind The Nostaglia Critic) made a appearance in a commercial for the PBS documentary Make 'Em Laugh,

He performs a series of brief imitations of famous comedians, It was aired during Saturday Night Live and PBS as well.