Jacob Michaelson

"I dont NOT take risks. I make money." -Jacob Michaelson

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla is to protect life on Earth,
SpaceX to extend life beyond.

[Greg Michaelson @veganhunter25]

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

[Jacob Michaelson @JacobMichaelso3]

@IFAIndTech But then you leave, and once you leave you remember what you originally went in there for…

[Justin Ites @TwinkieItes]

🚨 STATE CHAMPION 🚨

IF-A’s Jaden Damiano wins the Class 3A 400 hurdles in 53.74

Won it going away. Second place time was 54.43.

Congrats Jaden! #iahstrk

[IFA eSports @IfaEsports]

The commentators came dressed to impress

#IFACadetPride

[Jacob Michaelson @JacobMichaelso3]

@BeaubienJase @teahmiller13 Eüph0ria

[Greg Michaelson @veganhunter25]

Iowa Falls is in great hands today! Proud of him!

[Jacob Michaelson @JacobMichaelso3]

@JVanHove_IFA Best popcorn maker this side of the Mississippi

[Greg Michaelson @veganhunter25]

The real problem with hunting elephants…carrying all the decoys.

[Greg Michaelson @veganhunter25]

That’s it... We must ban “Frosty the Snowman” because it is so offensive. I mean... he hangs out with children wearing no pants, smokes a pipe, and his eyes are totally made from coal which is horrible for the environment.

[Greg Michaelson @veganhunter25]

”The greatest thing about Twitter, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington

[Iowa Preps @iowapreps]

Iowa's Top Kickers in 2022
https://t.co/21COvlIuOV

@DawsonBraden1
@diegoleon__
@emanuellmorreno
@ioro_
@jacob_ryan_27
@jaworski_calvin

[IFA CADET ACTIVITIES @ifacadets365]

I am excited to announce Kevin Seidl @IFAIndTech was chosen for @CFPExtraYard award for his many years of service to our students in athletics and in the classroom! The award will be presented prior to the varsity game Friday. #IFACadetPride #ExtraYardGameBall #ThisIsHSFootball

[Jacob Michaelson @JacobMichaelso3]

@BeaubienJase Did you try plugging it into a different outlet

[Blake Janssen @BlakeJanssen_]

I’m excited to say I’ve received an offer to play for @coachmmmcc and Northwestern Football! I can’t wait to make a game this fall!

[Jacob Michaelson @JacobMichaelso3]

@BeaubienJase Did you try turning it off and turning it back on again?

[XBOX @XBOX]

“Be on in 5” – the biggest lie ever told

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

[NRA @NRA]

Ammo Sales SURGE 139%

That's a lot of freedom seeds.🇺🇸

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

of course I still love you