Jacob Middleton

2 G in 65 GP in 2014 #Ottawa67's #Legend #LAKingsCaptain *parody*

[Jacob Middleton @JacobMidletnEgo]

"@SBennett93: Calgary for the week ✈️🔥🔥" ur fucken brutal, I don't even have to go to training camp im such a legend #CaptainJacob

[Jacob Middleton @JacobMidletnEgo]

"@LAKings: Exhale @MiddzClassy. We got you buddy. The final pick of the #NHLDraft!" duh im a fucken legend

[LA Kings @LAKings]

Exhale @MiddzClassy. We got you buddy. The final pick of the #NHLDraft!

[Jacob Middleton @JacobMidletnEgo]

Giroux may have well been grabbing Ekblads ass #Gay #OverRated

[Jacob Middleton @JacobMidletnEgo]

Ya only reason I wasnt first overall is cuz Ekblad doesnt get any pussy with that gay dew and ppl feel bad for him #PrayForEkblad #Homo

[Jacob Middleton @JacobMidletnEgo]

RT and I won't fuck ur bitch tn #Legend #210thOverall #LastPick

[Jacob Middleton @JacobMidletnEgo]

@NylandersEgo who the fck r u? Where u even drafted?

[Jacob Middleton @JacobMidletnEgo]

"@LAKings: We'll miss you @Willie_Mitch33" No we wont I run this shit storm now #FuckWillie

[Jacob Middleton @JacobMidletnEgo]

"@LAKings: BREAKING NEWS! #Kings sign 210th overall Jacob Middleton to a 9 year $69 million per year" @NHL @Oshawa_Generals

[Jacob Middleton @JacobMidletnEgo]

#MiddletonFor2015NorrisTrophy

[Jacob Middleton @JacobMidletnEgo]

Ya not only was a drafted last overall but I was immediately pronounced captain #SorryBrown @LAKings

[Jacob Middleton @JacobMidletnEgo]

So they sign this doppy ass fck gaborik for 7 yrs and I've got nothing and im the centre piece of this franchise #wtf

[Jacob Middleton @JacobMidletnEgo]

Shouldn't be hard taking this guys spot on the lineup #Alcholic #TradeDoughty

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, Giroux getting locked up for grabbing a police officers ass is a huge power move. Male or female cop, doesn't matter. Dude parties.

[Jacob Middleton @JacobMidletnEgo]

Ya just got off the phone with Darryl, sorry u had to hear it from me @dewyy8 but Im taking ur spot #TradeDoughty