Jacob Miller

UC Alumni. All about that milk. 🥛

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LESGOOOOOOO

#UCGrad21 🎓

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I seriously need to get back into acting.

Would be a fantastic opportunity if I was able to audition for the role of Elder Maxson.

[FALLOUT⚡️ @falloutonprime]

Okie dokie, please welcome Aaron Paul to Season Three!!!

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@Tunnelsnakefool Not gonna happen.

I grew it for a Halloween costume and now it’s staying 🗿

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I called it btw.

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Me watching in horror as they finally add Family Guy to Fortnite (2022)

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Telling a girl that I love Taylor Swift songs and then just listing off Avril Lavigne’s best songs as examples.

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - U.S. military begins to bomb targets in Iraq and Syria.

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My honest reaction:

[maham @ajeebyaaarr]

why don't guys dress up like this?? it's literally so cool, no?

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@maxeshilling However, Taylor’s PR agents claimed that they loan the jet out to friends and family somewhat often. More or less just blame shifting, since it’s still her jet’s emissions.

Also important to note that she wasn’t touring in 2022, so all of these were just personal flights.

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Thinking about this Capital One ad again and how if there actually were ten Taylor Swifts, their yearly pollution would be insane.

Just one Taylor Swift produces 11,776 tons of C02 in a year, which is equivalent to the weight of 1.233 Seattle Space Needles per year. 💀

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@maxeshilling Elon’s emissions are lower since he took less flights than Taylor, at least in 2022.
His emissions were 2,112 tons of C02 last year, compared to my estimate for Taylor at 11,776 tons.
Taylor’s jet had 170 flights in 210 days or 0.81 flights a day.

https://t.co/p5zPX80YVy

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This is via a story from July of last year, so I estimated the rest of 2022 continuing at the same level of pollution.

https://t.co/oGQ15foEBW

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A thread of celebrities’ favorite super heroes from #TheBoys 🧵

1. Kanye West’s favorite super hero is

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STORMFRONT! ⚡️

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It’s finally time.

[New York Post @nypost]

Scientists warn long-frozen 'zombie virus' is 'public health threat' amid thaw https://t.co/yxke1wM7US

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Need a girl who wants me as much as the US government wants me in their armed forces.

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Coast Guards have to be one of the most effective government employees out there.

Since 1790, the American coast has barely moved. Great job @USCG ! Keep up the good work!

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When people ask me what day #Overwatch was finally shut down.

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Missed my opportunity. 😔

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So you’re saying the Queen of England is single now? 😈

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“Hey Kramer, what’s with that light?”

“He’s gone Jerry. That man is Dark Brandon now.”

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Love the running gag in the Dragon Ball series where the leaders of the Red Ribbon Army are always tiny. Bro is all of three feet tall here lmao

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You work out to look better.

I work out so I can hold the door open for the nice old ladies at Cracker Barrel.

We are not the same.