Jacob Newman

26, CAFC

[El Guarromántico @Guarromantico_]

— Boletos, ¿para qué película disculpe?
— Yo:

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

I was offered sex today by a 26-year-old woman. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my 𝕏 profile.

Of course I declined because of my strong morals and willpower, which is just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

[Boxing on TNT Sports @boxingontnt]

Dana White: "Bosh!" 👊

[Jacob Newman @JacobNe71893676]

@CAFCofficial 2 Bob

[Jacob Newman @JacobNe71893676]

Alexa, Play Chris Brown

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“Babe, we have guests. Bring out the fine china.”

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Me turning up to work after the England game got delayed by 3 hours and penalties have only just finished…

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Reform and the Lib Dems are calling on the Government to issue an emergency licencing extension so pubs can stay open for the 1am England match on Monday

[Callum @_callumstone]

Reminder: he left Harry Maguire, Lewis Hall and Adam Wharton at home. So he could take 36 year old Jordan Henderson and not started a game since October John Stones.

Absolutely no sympathy for him for this performance.

Pathetic squad selection for a pathetic performance.

[JCC  @WorldofJCC]

Horrible to see Germany getting robbed of legitimate goals at the World Cup

[Jordan Davies @jordandavies09]

Brendon McCullum & Rob Key outlasting Ben Stokes is absolutely disgraceful.
The ECB are not fit for purpose.
Freddie Flintoff needs to come in as coach & bring Stokes back
If Joe Root wasn’t still playing I would wash my hands with the current England team altogether #engvnz

[Jamie🇦🇹🌳 @jamieallan1998]

Why is a Southampton player looking forward to Derby County v Portsmouth

[Derry Robson @DerryRobson]

England away, thanks to @JeremyClarkson what a top guy! @gazra10

[Kendall Rowan @kendallrowanx]

Booing the hydration break, booing American celebs on screen, refusing Americans trying a Mexican wave, genuinely makes you proud to be English

[Stephen R Power @racingblogger]

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#RoyalAscot

[Trevoh Chalobah @TrevohChalobah]

Believe

[Nozza_ @Nozza_]

Amusing that one of the outcomes of the whole Stokes scandal is the one bloke in the side who’s never had a drink getting dropped

[Stephen R Power @racingblogger]

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#Win #York

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

try, try, try, try, try and try again until you win.

[Jonny Mac @JonnyMc1]

Anthony Gordon after doing 7 kick ups at his Barca unveiling in the July sun.