Jacob Newman

[Jacob Newman @JacobNewman5]

Half price @Pringles = half the amount in the tube #disappointed

[Jacob Newman @JacobNewman5]

Just got a @streetcarsmcr taxi any couldn't pay with a £20 note. Ridiculous. #cardsurcharge #poorservice

[Jacob Newman @JacobNewman5]

@NickGuest11 big captain's innings. 123

[Jacob Newman @JacobNewman5]

Accounting exams are getting to @wallywalshaw14 #tis2014 #UEL #plopgoestheweasel

[Jacob Newman @JacobNewman5]

@njwjohnston @geniebouchard I bet you'd like genie there! ;)

[Jamie Cullum @jamiecullum]

Thank you to everyone who attended the #momentum tour in 2013. This has been my favourite tour I've… http://t.co/anszZVq98j

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

An apple a day keeps the Doctor away. (For fuck's sake, don't tell the Daleks)

[Jacob Newman @JacobNewman5]

I like @warne888 but I am not liking these pre-ashes mind games! #ashes #dirtytactics

[Jacob Newman @JacobNewman5]

This @SkySportsF1 coverage is dog turd! where is @DavidCoulthard @suziperry @BBCF1fans #horrendous

[Jacob Newman @JacobNewman5]

@JamieLaing_UK @imLucyWatson @BinkyFelstead. Best episode ever #3favorites #MIC

[Jacob Newman @JacobNewman5]

Incredible night @jamiecullum #suitandtie #livemasterclass

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

A Freudian slip is when you say something by mistake that gives away what you were really wanking about. I mean, thinking about.

[Matt Walshaw @wallywalshaw14]

I would punch a puppy in the mouth to spend an evening with @imLucyWatson #MIC

[Jacob Newman @JacobNewman5]

"@Sethrogen: Well, this made my fucking day!!!!
http://t.co/r4V5M3xJ5Q" I'd put it higher!

[Saud Ahmed @saudi89]

@JacobNewman5 #FireTruck #F1 #KoreanGP

[Jacob Newman @JacobNewman5]

@AsiaHenshaw but it's so easy! #Manchestertake2?

[Jacob Newman @JacobNewman5]

"@AsiaHenshaw: 😔" greatest tweet ever!!

[Jacob Newman @JacobNewman5]

@madeleine0163 tell me about it! #extrashotinmylatte

[Jacob Newman @JacobNewman5]

Great ending #Derek @rickygervais