Jacob Nolan

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[Jacob Nolan @JacobNolan92]

Taking the Friday off before August long to make it August thick & long

[Jacob Nolan @JacobNolan92]

Remember way back when we all had to use off brand sriracha? Those were the darkest of times. Hard times create hard men and I think we are seeing the hardest a man can get. #HardMen

[Jacob Nolan @JacobNolan92]

Since becoming a father I’ve had this unshakable yearning to buy a yeti cooler. The thought of keeping beverages and perishables cold for days fires me up. I’m scared I will succumb to this desire.

[Jacob Nolan @JacobNolan92]

@KraftHeinzCan you owe me 50mL. You can mail it to me in an envelope or I’ll come there and you can fill my pockets. Your choice.

[Jacob Nolan @JacobNolan92]

It’s 2009, Nvidia shares are trading at $4 a pop, but you spend all of your money on gongshow clothing and chewing tobacco.

[Jacob Nolan @JacobNolan92]

8 maids a milking
8 maids a milking
8 maids a milking
8 maids a milking
8 maids a milking
8 maids a milking
8 maids a milking
8 maids a milking
8 maids a milking
8 maids a milking
8 maids a milking
8 maids a milking

[Jacob Nolan @JacobNolan92]

@nitr0 Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave

[Jacob Nolan @JacobNolan92]

I think @nolsy27 convinced me to play nba2k

Same ass too

[Jacob Nolan @JacobNolan92]

@JKurish16 @C_Turbs

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Due to inflation 420 has gone up by 69

[Gino Reda @GinoRedaTSN]

From the @7ElevenCanada @JuniorHockeyMag Podcast...

1-on-1 with Kam River Fighting Walleye coach Matt Valley - https://t.co/ksZD5nyfa4 

Listen to the full episode here: https://t.co/DAxt0tVffu

[Jacob Nolan @JacobNolan92]

@Thorin Oskar is a beast, I love watching him smack around t2&3. I’m hopeful he returns to a top team or Sinners make the major

[SIJHL @SIJHL]

Big news! The SI is returning to Sioux Lookout for the 2022-23 season. Details here: https://t.co/T29Sjz7ESI

[Jacob Nolan @JacobNolan92]

@Dirty_Mike77 Pretty sure you are going to have diarrhea regardless of this sandwich mike

[Jacob Nolan @JacobNolan92]

Dog shit SZN

[Jacob Nolan @JacobNolan92]

Greenstone has the most Brap per Cap

[Jacob Nolan @JacobNolan92]

@Dangleitis93 you a pens fan yet?

[Jacob Nolan @JacobNolan92]

Great, like there wasn't enough Chicago "fans" already

[Jacob Nolan @JacobNolan92]

@clint_0H I'll take one