Jacob Curtis

The dumbest person to ever build a quantum computer
Ultra high vacuum compatible

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[Jacob Curtis @JacobPCurtis]

I'm getting off Twitter, for business inquiries find me on Instagram @badboybillionaire

[Jacob Curtis @JacobPCurtis]

Denver is the only city in the world that is somehow a suburb of itself

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Bold move to try and spin imposing a profit motivated royalty structure on D&D content and podcasts as trying to "protect the community" from "major corporations" profiting off D&D

[Dungeons & Dragons @Wizards_DnD]

Over the past week we have witnessed an incredible outpour of passion and dedication from our community working together to protect and cultivate the inclusive environment of Dungeons & Dragons.

Please read our update on the Open Game License: https://t.co/9y4Z5MZpiq

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@_mddesigns_ They don't even know what new Zealand is

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@AnnaGHughes I AM WORKING ON IT ANNA. OKAY???

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@AnnaGHughes Schnorr's algorithm is the series of little tasks I do before bedtime to sleep better

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@_haleywestbrook Thanks haley

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"Pricemaster how much for some shoes that make my guy hard to kill?"

"TEN REAL LIFE DOLLARS"

[Jacob Curtis @JacobPCurtis]

This is what it feels like to look up the price of magic the gathering cards

[drew coffman 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 🟢 @drewcoffman]

obsessed with a youtube video called 'The Pricemaster' where a masked man stands on stage and gives ridiculous prices to every object at a yard sale

there's 30 minute of this and i'm going to watch it over and over again for the rest of my life

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@beanytuesday Oh also GUE

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@beanytuesday I routinely use the phrase "Jesus Christ it's the big bonker" in my day to day life. So I guess that one

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@YoniAstro How many sauce?

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@astronomeara Does this imply that silica gel packets have an anti-particle?

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Argentina won the World Cup because of dense, walkable urbanism

[push the needle @pushtheneedle]

FIFA world champion Lionel Messi is from Rosario, Argentina, a place that is gridded, dense, and doesn't waste it's valuable waterfront real estate with stroads or highways

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Sometime we should get together and watch Pinocchio (1940), Pinocchio (1967), Pinocchio (1968), Pinocchio (1972), Pinocchio (2002), Pinocchio (2012), Pinocchio (2019), Pinocchio (2022), Pinocchio (2022), and Pinocchio: A True Story (2022)

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@ReevesCanon @GoddenThomas You should let me crawl around in there

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They're playing the Minecraft soundtrack at Snarf's

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Big news for fans of boiling water

[U.S. Department of Energy @ENERGY]

BREAKING NEWS: This is an announcement that has been decades in the making.

On December 5, 2022 a team from DOE's @Livermore_Lab made history by achieving fusion ignition.

This breakthrough will change the future of clean power and America’s national defense forever.

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@_mddesigns_ Misogyny confirmed