Jakey

Delusional on a significant scale. Opinions (there’s a lot of them) are my own.

[Jakey @jacobpetkovic]

La dolce vita 🇮🇹

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@matterial_girl @TyeTyeee well if Lisa Oldfield is to be believed, Krissy Marsh does love a bit of anal

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@Realitytvguru13 “They have $25 in their bank account”

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At orientation at my new job and I’m the only one who came back from break early for the optional union presentation.

[Jakey @jacobpetkovic]

@dvasq_ez I think about this constantly

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Taylor Swift may try but Liza Minnelli will always have the most batshit celebrity wedding.

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@cowboysamm Lmao dead

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@gayJBfletcher And Martine is also there for reasons I don’t understand.

[Jakey @jacobpetkovic]

BALI 🌴

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Maybe Vance doesn't know this history because it's in one of the books his administration banned.

The difference between Watergate and now is that back then, Republicans actually did something about a law-breaking president. Today, they only roll over for their cult leader.

[Jakey @jacobpetkovic]

@RHWHeaven Cynthia is keeping us well fed on the main show, swap her out for Eva.

[Jakey @jacobpetkovic]

No tea no shade but I was actually shook at how bad Waitress was. The story was tone deaf, the jokes were bad and all the songs sounded the same. Has it aged that badly in the 10 years since it premiered, or are its fans just delusional?

[Jakey @jacobpetkovic]

Australians sure do love a bandwagon.

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@Djrenaissancee @yolanda_parody That’s the point Yolanda

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@yolanda_parody Shat in my lunchbox!

[Jakey @jacobpetkovic]

She has too much of her own money to be gold digging this hard.

[New York Post @nypost]

Reese Witherspoon shares rare PDA moment with billionaire boyfriend Oliver Haarmann at ‘Elle’ premiere https://t.co/Joa9avJrrJ

[Jakey @jacobpetkovic]

This is genius.

[laura ☆ @midnightstaylor]

the fact that jal (japan airlines) tells you where children are sitting????

[Jakey @jacobpetkovic]

“… and 20 years without a single ratings win” is some great shade from 7.

[7NEWS Sydney @7NewsSydney]

Karl Stefanovic's nine lives appear to have run out. He's often troubled time at the Today Show all but over. He's now expected to be sacked by his bosses at Channel 9 after a controversial podcast and 20 years without a single ratings win.

[Jakey @jacobpetkovic]

Mark-Francis, I will love you forever.

[Variety @Variety]

‘Ladies of London’ Reboot on Pause at Bravo https://t.co/6NN0t59UL6

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

What "Jack Kennedy Schlossberg" did was genuinely difficult:

Be the only grandson of JFK, have Nancy Pelosi's endorsement, be able to loan your campaign millions, run in a deep blue NYC district, then lose by 25 points to two candidates.

He did, however, beat George Conway.