Jakey Wakey Eggs & Bakey

Baguette University Graduate

[Jakey Wakey Eggs & Bakey @JacobRauhut]

Panera bread changed me

[Jakey Wakey Eggs & Bakey @JacobRauhut]

doctors told my ma i was supposed to be born with down syndrome…

but the only thing down about me is this abbey

[Jakey Wakey Eggs & Bakey @JacobRauhut]

projecting my life into Pinterest boards is my coping mechanism

[Jakey Wakey Eggs & Bakey @JacobRauhut]

i’d slap chris rock for u baefy

[evie @evie__hahn]

happy wife happy life is will smith’s mantra

[nico @byenico]

imagine getting slapped in front of zoë kravitz i would end my life

[Jakey Wakey Eggs & Bakey @JacobRauhut]

melatonin? no. sleepy time tea.

[Jakey Wakey Eggs & Bakey @JacobRauhut]

there’s no one else in the world who makes me feel more safe than my piercer

[Jakey Wakey Eggs & Bakey @JacobRauhut]

aye thinkin bout copping the manipulator 13’s what color should i get

[Jakey Wakey Eggs & Bakey @JacobRauhut]

hozier aligns my chakras

[Jakey Wakey Eggs & Bakey @JacobRauhut]

does leaving my quarter in the aldi shopping carts make me a good person?

[Jakey Wakey Eggs & Bakey @JacobRauhut]

I eat food like it’s a survivor individual immunity challenge

[evie @evie__hahn]

everybody a gangster until the night we met starts playing

[Preston Griffin @Preston_Griffin]

THE SETUP THE SHOT

[James Di Giorgio @mapache_exe]

prince philip at 99 / zoey at 101

[SEDONA @sedonaprince_]

Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention

[Jakey Wakey Eggs & Bakey @JacobRauhut]

@mikaylaRamos___ haha issa joke ur in the pic!

[hubert plant emoji @postedinthecrib]

i love my girlfriend shes so beautiful and im so blessed to have her

[Preston Griffin @Preston_Griffin]

WE’RE HAVING A BABY!!
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