Jake Roddam

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[Jake Roddam @JacobRoddam]

Embiid is so good, but this foul baiting—even if they are real fouls—is so hard to watch

[Jake Roddam @JacobRoddam]

Damn it, beat me to it

[Jake Roddam @JacobRoddam]

@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R 8080-8089 bc you’re running 10 micro services locally >>>

[Jake Roddam @JacobRoddam]

Trying not to order the biscuits and gravy despite full awareness that they will ruin the rest of my day

[Jake Roddam @JacobRoddam]

@CrackSandwich58 Please, I need a verdict bad

[Jake Roddam @JacobRoddam]

Pretty horrifying that this would probably work well. I imagine the acidity of the mustard and the saltiness of the dog would balance out the fattiness of everything else

[Jake Roddam @JacobRoddam]

Big aura improvement for Tolbert, lateral to negative aura shift for Clark. Need my LBs in the 40s and 50s

[Michael Gehlken @GehlkenNFL]

Some Cowboys jersey-assignment changes for 2024: WR Jalen Tolbert is No. 1 (from 18), LB Damone Clark is 18 (from 33), and WR Martavis Bryant is No. 84 (from 17). Clark reclaims his college number, which is steeped in tradition at LSU.

[Jake Roddam @JacobRoddam]

Why are they trying to so hard to make him sound cool

[RNC Research @RNCResearch]

Biden claims "women would send very salacious pictures" to him when he was a senator in the 1970s: "I'd just give them to the Secret Service."

(Senators do not have Secret Service protection)

[Jake Roddam @JacobRoddam]

@LeatherJorts 😂

[Jake Roddam @JacobRoddam]

Great now I have to hope he sucks, this offseason is horrible

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Eagles trade up to Pick No. 40 and draft Iowa DB Cooper DeJean 🔥

(via @AlbertBreer)

[Jake Roddam @JacobRoddam]

@Capitals How does this keep happening lmao

[Jake Roddam @JacobRoddam]

Robert E. Lee? Of the Gwangju Lees?

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Robert E. Lee was ethnically Korean. Lots of people don't know that.

[Jake Roddam @JacobRoddam]

@avatarrant We’re just building up our patented negative goal differential before rattling off some fluky one-goal wins

[Jake Roddam @JacobRoddam]

@JoestarJokic Cook, the podz slander must end, all our polish-American king does is talk his talk and contribute to winning basketball

[Jake Roddam @JacobRoddam]

@backendoc At least put some condiments on it first, can’t leave the thing naked

[Jake Roddam @JacobRoddam]

NYT connections has become far too easy, if you don’t get it on the first try every day pls see a brain doctor to get checked for dumbness

[Jake Roddam @JacobRoddam]

Taking bets on the first rapper to have a .22 / shooting / Caitlin Clark reference

[RMNB @rmnb]

Too dumb to die Washington Capitals make Stanley Cup playoffs after beating Philadelphia Flyers in final game of season https://t.co/YsWz6uho6b

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

🫶

[Jake Roddam @JacobRoddam]

He’s going to play himself in the new mini series about the early 2010s clippers and it’s going to be a top 5 bit of all time

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Six-time All-Star F Blake Griffin announced his retirement from the NBA on Instagram. Griffin – the Clippers’ No. 1 overall pick in 2009 out of Oklahoma – made second-team All-NBA three times, third-team All-NBA twice and won the 2011 Rookie of the Year award. Griffin played his final season with the Celtics a year ago.