Jacob Core

I went to college.

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Joyce says: “God will fucking end it all if one more asshole huffs another can of air duster”

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more like Donald chump

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@ShawnLaP77 @ETJY @mak3333 @RyanMarino This is whatever the opposite of survivorship bias is- that sucks if you did get myocarditis, but legitimately every single person I know in my life got the vaccines and continue to get boosters- none of them have had any ill side-effects other than feeling a little bleh day of

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@Manhattan_Vike @HoopsEmpire_ @beta_user1 @jeffandersoncpa @homeboycartel @Kush6xi @mcuban @NolanIDN @GuntherEagleman Is she not talking about taking the patent of drugs pharmaceutical companies are charging too much for, not complying with governmental regulations? I get that the vid is cropped to only show the “bad” soundbite, but anything that forces price drops on medications is good, no?

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@TRizzyRoberts Nope.

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@julianscrocs I love that

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ALERT ALERT @julianscrocs

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Nick Mullens looks like someone who was stung by a bee and is allergic to bees

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I am 100% serious when I say Tee Higgins had a bad game last night because he had to shit, and was more focused on not shitting his pants instead of catching the ball. We didn’t get to see him post-shit because we went into “run the clock” mode when he got back from the lockeroom

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@julianscrocs They still had them at Oasis when I was there two days ago… I think they might be on the way out though because I can’t find em anywhere

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Me to everyone in Ohio trying to vote yes today:

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@HeyBrynn I brush my teeth with redbull every morning and I’ve only had to get 2 root canals so far

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@HeyBrynn Wtf

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I still think about the girl in my Media History class in college whose name was “Main Ten Doo”

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@HeyBrynn No please!

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@HeyBrynn I was the guy who suggested it and I thought so much less of you because you didn’t go on a beer run for the boys brewskies fantasy football man league. Also Barbie is anti man girl chick flick vaccine shit

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@ShigDollaz Oh sorry my bad.

https://t.co/byQ78K2Zo7

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https://t.co/ODXQWasFVE

Here ya go

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@TVEMike @austinbrenneman @TheNBACentral I checked the link for you- it’s a listing on grailed for the exact shirt- it’s called “HellStar Path To Paradise ‘Straight To Hell’ T-Shirt”

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@julianscrocs You’re welcome :)