Jacob Solano

[Craig Ferguson @CraigyFerg]

Excited for my first shows of 2023 next week at The @ComedyZoneCLT in Charlotte. More dates coming soon...
https://t.co/kZrindWU7M

[Jacob Solano @JacobSolano88]

@CraigyFerg @ComedyZoneCLT Ass mode is a way of life. You cannot run from it.

[Jacob Solano @JacobSolano88]

@CraigyFerg How about a world tour of Geoffs pads?

[Jacob Solano @JacobSolano88]

@1969sschevelle @AoDespair Agreed, im only on the platform to essentially witness @aodespair poetic takedowns of the misguided.

[Jacob Solano @JacobSolano88]

@CraigyFerg Doctor Who - you're the doctor and your companions are Geoff and Secretariat. Do it. As Capaldi regenerates (retcon), something really dumb happens and we're thrust into an alternate timeline. Miriam is The Master. Or Shatner. and for some reason Tom Lennon is in it.

[Jacob Solano @JacobSolano88]

@MediocritesIAm @CraigyFerg @JKCorden Dare to dream.

[Jacob Solano @JacobSolano88]

@AoDespair Please tell me this is true 😂😂😂

[Jacob Solano @JacobSolano88]

@elonmusk

[Jacob Solano @JacobSolano88]

@elonmusk Jovan Musk.

You return home for a family gathering and butt heads with jealous (fake) brother Jovan Musk, owner of the cheap Jovan Musk cologne brand. He's got "great" ideas he keeps pushing all involving his cologne, Jovan Musk...