Jacob Porter

ISU🌪 Ok drummer. I’m best known for failing the Jethro’s Adam Emmenecker Challenge.

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@The_Ryan_Shull @Cardinals THIS. #STLCards

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@brentblum

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Forget stopping. Just drop and roll if you catch fire.

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@itsjeess96 Kirkland popcorn is the superior popcorn.

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@Nick_Ochoa21

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Yes, Yes, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out. What am I saying, nipple? Ah, there is a nip in the air, though.

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@Nick_Ochoa21

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@texas_sized_ash What if I’ve been tested exactly 3 times?

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@texas_sized_ash @IowaChill

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@texas_sized_ash QuickTrip has the superior bathroom.

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I just want to become rich enough to be able to afford Honeycrisp apples.

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My jaw is jacked from chewing Milk Duds.

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@Burnsie25_ Are you referring to The Doobie Brothers or cannabis?

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@BarstoolISU Gilman bathroom

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Has anyone told the citizens of JA BizTown what’s going on?

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Go home 2020, you’re on heroin.

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@Burnsie25_

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Toothpaste hands are the worst.

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Greatest drummer of all time. RIP

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Rush's Neil Peart, the Hall of Fame drummer who set a new standard for rock virtuosity, has died at age 67 https://t.co/zjLWCDMIuE