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I yam what I yam.

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@iamsophiaredjeb With the partner income test, my partner who is medically too unwell to work gets $42 a day.

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@mulhlland_drive Who would you like to see in the role?

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@dutchpossum If that doesn't work, a teatowel on the head to be a woman always does the trick!

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@boylobotomized Kind of seems like a set designer bought a dolphin snow globe somewhere and didn't look into it's origin

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@maximumwelfare I thought it was pretty funny when they did podcast strategy for Anthony Albanese https://t.co/imgoYXAUbz

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@MMAJarred @maximumwelfare If that joke is bad, then why did Jimmy Fallon say it so many times?

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@J0EGLEAS0N What mics are you using king? Sounds crisp

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@achingkneejoint Don't forget about the hyper Australiana movie about a person and their relationship with an animal that is both heartwarming and short enough to watch comfortably a plane

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@cosmicjester This is why I stay on this awful website

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Bacon and Eggs is pretty much always actually Bacons and Egg

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@KaylanaReese I'm gonna go outside and light myself on fire. What are we doing to our beautiful queens

[Cllr. John Burtchaell- Solidarity @BurtchaellJohn]

It's become clear that were Trump to demand that Ireland host a Guantanamo style torture & death facility for Muslims, a significant section of the establishment political & media class would argue in favour of the concentration camp in order to "protect Irish jobs."

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@depthsofwiki Why do you think they let this page stay? I'm sure others have tried to create a page about a tiktok before. Is it cause there's so many good sources?

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@Jorgeous_1 This Is Good And Sold in Supermarkets And On Uber Eats and Door Dash in Australia. :)

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@ZeroSuitCamus They literally hired the snl photographer lol https://t.co/4RQVZ7f7fZ

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@dunksdeux Isn't like 60% of the entire global population Asian?

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@ThatWeekInSNL Kenan just never struck me as a behind the scenes guy. I think staying at SNL, but not being in the sketches would feel like torture for him. Only current cast member I could see doing it is Colin. Knows the show and has the dense Hollywood connections you need to be Lorne.

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@GianmarcoSoresi Genuine question, after you get your food what do you want the waiter to do?

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@GianmarcoSoresi I can't believe you're doubling down

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@GianmarcoSoresi I often see tweets become standup, but it's nice to see standup become a tweet