Jacob Taylor

President of the Republic of Cascadia
Member of @Solletore

[Jacob Taylor @JacobTaylorSLGU]

Myself along with the Jacob Taylor Foundation has acquired the largest Cellular Network in Gaul, "NovaTel". I expect to bring it to Cascadia in the upcoming years grow it to the largest Cellular Network in the world.

[Jacob Taylor @JacobTaylorSLGU]

Me cuz the @CascadiaSLGU account got suspended

[Jacob Taylor @JacobTaylorSLGU]

Today I met with the King of Canada we had a very long meeting about the future of our relations. Also Whitney hit a new low of only two earthquakes during a meeting, so good for her!

[Jacob Taylor @JacobTaylorSLGU]

Well lets just say after a visit in Victoria we have secured the purchase of the islands of Aruba and Curaçao. So I guess Cascadia now has two island territories.

[Jacob Taylor @JacobTaylorSLGU]

After almost two hours of negotiations I can confirm that we have made a decision on Cascadia purchasing the islands of Aruba and Curaçao. I have sent a formal invitation to the leader of Gran Columbia to visit Cascadia and officially complete the purchase.

[Jacob Taylor @JacobTaylorSLGU]

I'm entering my final meeting with the Leader of Gran Columbia on future relations, and the possibility of Cascadia acquiring the islands of Aruba and Curaçao.

[Jacob Taylor @JacobTaylorSLGU]

I wish you the best vacation with a lack of politics as possible non king
https://t.co/Z5E9dvKOYx

[The Emperor of Gaul @GallicEmperor]

Stalam Castle hoe

[Jacob Taylor @JacobTaylorSLGU]

Where even are you, it took you legit three months to leave your estate, lock in.
https://t.co/2tqvGdo7f6

[The Emperor of Gaul @GallicEmperor]

mama there's a demon next to u

[Jacob Taylor @JacobTaylorSLGU]

I was proud to welcome @realWHarrison to Cascadia this evening to speak about future relations. I believe we have a chance as neighbors to remain peaceful in these uncertain times.

[Jacob Taylor @JacobTaylorSLGU]

Feeling kind of spicy, which religion should have their funding cut by the Cascadia Government?

[Jacob Taylor @JacobTaylorSLGU]

@SolletoreNico Balls that were removed when you were casterated

[Jacob Taylor @JacobTaylorSLGU]

@SolletoreNico Oh honey,
I am the only President you need to worry about rn

[Jacob Taylor @JacobTaylorSLGU]

@SolletoreNico we understand this time is difficult for you, please take a breather and a vacation, maybe #visitCascadia #livelaughloveCascadia #notsponsored

[Jacob Taylor @JacobTaylorSLGU]

someone please take the emperors phone away he clearly is not taking the divorce well, i send my best wishes to him during these dark times

[Jacob Taylor @JacobTaylorSLGU]

@SolletoreNico

[Jacob Taylor @JacobTaylorSLGU]

I left that dictatorship in October when someone who had common sense was in charge, but yk keep being a Whiney Whitney Supporter

[George O'Reilly @realGOReilly]

Jacob Taylor al-Baghdadi is dead (deported), he died like a dog, and he is one to.

[Jacob Taylor @JacobTaylorSLGU]

Deporting and Revoking the citizenship of someone who clearly doesn't give a shit about it, the way @realWHarrison thought she ate- girl please

[Jacob Taylor @JacobTaylorSLGU]

We have valid intel that your government said "we'll put out a decree for the deployment tomorrow" and was verified by DOUG and their intelligence partners. But yes keep spewing lies, its time Canada gets a reasonable and competent prime minister. #impeachwhineywhitney

[Whitney Harrison @realWHarrison]

What's even funnier is that we've never discussed invading Cascadia.

Liar. 🤥

[Jacob Taylor @JacobTaylorSLGU]

@realWHarrison after lying to all her citizens and thinking she got away with it