ShitJacobSays

[Tiger Tracker @OGTigerTracker]

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. (Tiger says a naughty word too so heads up.) 🐅👀 (credit to Adam Weinraub on Insta.)

[Brutus Buckeye 🌰 @Brutus_Buckeye]

We know that Tua Tagovailoa is incredibly talented, but he has a secret and America and the Heisman committee deserves to know THE TRUTH* 🇺🇸

*truth may or may not actually be truthful

#GoBucks #Haskins4Heisman

[ShitJacobSays @JacobThaDUMBASS]

"I'd run naked thru Huddle House just to have sex with the old waitress"

[ShitJacobSays @JacobThaDUMBASS]

"Hey guys, I'm uncircumcised." 'What the hell dude? You got a hoodie dick?' "Yea? I'm not Jewish."

[ShitJacobSays @JacobThaDUMBASS]

"I've never sucked a dick.... Consciously"

[ShitJacobSays @JacobThaDUMBASS]

"I drank piss the other night?! Your piss?!.... Fuck! Well you're well hydrated."

[ShitJacobSays @JacobThaDUMBASS]

"let Scotty shit on your chest." "Scotty what'd you eat today?"

[ShitJacobSays @JacobThaDUMBASS]

"I'll kiss that mother fucking dick... Right on the head"

[ShitJacobSays @JacobThaDUMBASS]

"The dog can lick my balls for free.... All day"

[ShitJacobSays @JacobThaDUMBASS]

"I'll touch a dick for money"

[ShitJacobSays @JacobThaDUMBASS]

"I'd bite a piece of dog shit for $15"

[ShitJacobSays @JacobThaDUMBASS]

"It's hard to jack off to girls with no eyes"

[ShitJacobSays @JacobThaDUMBASS]

"I did a dine and ditch on some Asians today... I'm not proud of it"

[ShitJacobSays @JacobThaDUMBASS]

"I was trying to talk these lesbians into a foursome... Didn't really work out."

[ShitJacobSays @JacobThaDUMBASS]

"I got a half brother that's a midget, he rides goats in the rodeo"

[ShitJacobSays @JacobThaDUMBASS]

"Ok you can slap me, just twice tho"

[ShitJacobSays @JacobThaDUMBASS]

"I thought i had gonorrhea once"