Jacob Williamson

Dogs are boss

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

211 Conservative MPs are fine with this 👇

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

I hate your government, @BorisJohnson. And all of us who retweet this hate it, too.

[Scroobius Pip @Scroobiuspipyo]

Morning everyone

[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

Inept PM responds to @Keir_Starmer accusing him of using #coronavirus misleading figures. Keir points out that they are from Governments own briefing slides! 😳 #PMQs

[Jacob Williamson @JacobW_]

@werdnaworniw Bet she's got teeth like boiled pasta

[Jacob Williamson @JacobW_]

People who don't put chocolate in the fridge have weak teeth

[Jacob Williamson @JacobW_]

@XSAMJF I can read you like a book, Fairhurst! :')

[Jacob Williamson @JacobW_]

@XSAMJF Shameful! I bet you microwave ye weetabix too!

[Ian Wright @IanWright0]

Protecting the statues & monuments they said!! Some of these men are landing punches on the cops and not being arrested!!!!! Imagine. We used to run for our lives when I was 15/16 when they chased us in their Cortina mk2's all around South. As frightening today as they were then.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

It’s that time again. A mumpsimus (16th century) is someone who refuses to budge/insists that they are right, despite clear evidence that they are wrong. Plural: mumpsimuses.

[Jacob Williamson @JacobW_]

@XSAMJF

[Romain Revert @romainrevert]

Due to less air pollution the sky is so clear ! I can see the Universal logo !

[Brack @Joey_Brack]

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[Jacob Williamson @JacobW_]

@starwars @richardlewis94 @benncwilliams

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The fact that Trump has lifted President Obama's ban on elephant trophies being imported into the country is a devastating blow to the survival of these beautiful animals. It's savage and pointless. It breaks my heart.

[Stephen Merchant @StephenMerchant]

Distort your own stats! We can distort our own, thanks very much. https://t.co/qZ46ARvJUO

[Jacob Williamson @JacobW_]

@freyawalmsley you

[Jacob Williamson @JacobW_]

Yeah, my twitter just got hacked.. Just spent 20 mins unfollowing loads of randos