Jacob Weichert

wut am I don’t with life? stay tuned...

[Jacob Weichert @JacobWeichert]

I love how the situation in Texas has become political. When’s the last time that state has froze over like this? But you could’ve predicted it right?...

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Sugarcoat is out!! https://t.co/W8VE2EnOL8

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Update. It’s not

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Welp 2020 is already fucked 2021 is gonna be my year

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

they're all busy cracking this meme

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[Jacob Weichert @JacobWeichert]

My biggest flaws include paralysis by analysis @AnthonyCannon58

[ariel @artistryxariel]

When you realize that you have to tell your name, major and a fun fact AGAIN to another group of people https://t.co/AdkkBkGUvw

[Jacob Weichert @JacobWeichert]

My humor half the time is referencing funny videos. Either you don’t think I’m funny because I didn’t make it up. Or you don’t think I’m funny because you haven’t seen it. But I think I’m fucking hilarious 😂

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

Ok, @rickygervais, it’s time for that chat. This is fucking spectacular.

[The Truth @MikeeKhoury]

my dad got JOKES now😂😂😂😂

[Steve Benko @SteveBenko]

Hello 911 I would like to report a murder

[Jacob Weichert @JacobWeichert]

@DennysDiner Bold of you to assume I have a date

[Jacob Weichert @JacobWeichert]

Welp 2020 is already fucked 2021 is gonna be my year

[Jacob Weichert @JacobWeichert]

There are limited comfy positions on long car rides. Once you find one, you are allotted 1 hour to be comfy until you must find a new one. Once found, that position will never be comfy again.

[Jacob Weichert @JacobWeichert]

Stop saying you’re “living your best life”. You’re not living your best life, you’re just having a cool 5 minutes

[Jacob Weichert @JacobWeichert]

Before Christmas is hell week for retail employees, but the first week of January is hell week for rec center employees 😂

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

What’s your love language?
Words of affirmation
Gift giving
Quality time
Acts of service
Mashed Potatoes

[Jacob Weichert @JacobWeichert]

Chinese food on Christmas hits HARD

[Chase @chaselyons]

it’s not that it “doesn’t feel like a Christmas” you just haven’t been happy since you were 12

[Jacob Weichert @JacobWeichert]

Yes I am a music major. No I will not provide the entertainment every time the family is bored. Go watch the polar express or something 😂 #musicmajor