jacobus

The kid your mom hopes is doing well. Attorney. UCF/CSULAW Alum. ♥️4/21/2018♥️

[petah @pe_tsar]

Why hasn’t he called for our $4 gas to be renamed to $1.99

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

U.S. Housing Affordability Hits All-Time Low — Atlanta Fed

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

[Soda_Keno @kenooo_yg]

@HormuzLetter Make it make sense

[tired @glipsphuck]

Are men just incapable of understanding consent

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: I wanna wrap up the speech. You just heard best individual poverty numbers. In other words, the poverty, higher than they've ever been before by a lot

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Maybe I won't have a news conference santamataldum"

[jacobus @JacobWenner]

@Corbmonoxide935 Knife wallbuy “Refill ammo”

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Trump’s MAGA Allies Discuss Martial Law if Midterms Deemed Rigged — Axios

[Cucker Tarlson @sloppy_steaks]

Where the fuck has this basic journalism been for the past 10 fucking years

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Reporter: Do you believe that 5 deaths, potentially 6 from measles in Pennsylvania--

Staffer: We're not gonna talk about measles--

Reporter: He's the highest ranking health official in the country, he can answer that question. He's a Cabinet Secretary.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance: "I want to give a few shoutouts. First of all, your next governor, the great Congressman John James. He's not with us this afternoon."

[jolt @meltborne]

NOWIQSJQISKQK

[Matt Rein @MatthewARein]

his brain is literal mush

[Travis Yost @travisyost]

Just watching this country fall apart in real-time.

[human @vladimirlesbian]

IT SHOULD NOT BE 80 DEGREES IN THE GREAT LAKES REGION TWO WEEKS INTO OCTOBER

[Stephanie Copley @StephCopley]

I know I should be outraged but honestly I can’t stop laughing

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: You said Zacharia is an attorney. Where did she pass the bar exam? What state?

ZACHARIA: When I moved to China

[Bridget @realityreacts]

Kelly Clarkson this weekend:

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Here are the details: literally any time, any place, any network.