Jacob Wilcox

[Jacob Wilcox @JacobWilbaux]

Please keep kitty in your thoughts, she lost a short battle with sleepiness 😴

[Jacob Wilcox @JacobWilbaux]

Be kind to your IT people today

[Jacob Wilcox @JacobWilbaux]

I am absurdly jealous of anyone getting to see the aurora borealis tonight

[Jacob Wilcox @JacobWilbaux]

My favorite thing is spending multiple hours telling people all the random fun stuff about space and physics I’ve picked up over the years

[Jacob Wilcox @JacobWilbaux]

@kj3395 K N E E S I N B I O

[Jacob Wilcox @JacobWilbaux]

Having a brain is great and all till you are excited for something and then it does it’s best to make you think that you won’t actually enjoy the thing as it gets closer

[Jacob Wilcox @JacobWilbaux]

Tough start to the tournament for teams that have Virginia in their name

[Jacob Wilcox @JacobWilbaux]

@francosworld_ You know, I get pretty disappointed when I watch a band play twice on the same tour and they play the same songs again. It’s like, why couldn’t you just write more songs while on tour? So I completely understand them

[Jacob Wilcox @JacobWilbaux]

We should pass a law that snow is only allowed to accumulate on grass

[Jacob Wilcox @JacobWilbaux]

When I go to IKEA, I am contractually obligated to try to pronounce all the item names in a Skyrim Nord voice

[Jacob Wilcox @JacobWilbaux]

Just saw a commercial for a wireless push-up bra. Why would a bra need wireless anyway? What’s next? Boobtooth?

[Jacob Wilcox @JacobWilbaux]

We are not meant to be happy

[Jacob Wilcox @JacobWilbaux]

The existence of Wheat Thins imply the existence of larger and stronger Wheat Thicks

[Jacob Wilcox @JacobWilbaux]

@alexisleach13 Just add Headband to that list and it’s complete

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I’ve been working out a for a little while now, why am I not hot yet?

[Jacob Wilcox @JacobWilbaux]

What I wouldn’t give to be in Morgantown drinking copious amounts of Irish car bombs

[Jacob Wilcox @JacobWilbaux]

It’s infuriating how stupid some people continue to be in this day and age where we have access to the combined knowledge of mankind that is the internet.