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[princess @princxssmaddie]

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords

[jacoB @JacobWinges]

Upptäckte precis al dente, gör underverk för idealmakaronerna

[jacoB @JacobWinges]

@ThatWeekInSNL YES I remember seeing her years in the audience years ago watching this sketch on Youtube and no one else had said anything about it hahaha

[soulja blegh @MarcosSOTS]

my hot take is that this is the greatest pop punk song ever made and that nothing else even comes close

[Maria @mlstrat]

at my big age i should know better than to ask a man two questions in an email when i need both of them answered

[jacoB @JacobWinges]

Svenskt översatta filmtitlar som är bättre än originalet:

Änglar och demoner

[count dykecula 🦇 @gothesbian]

we as a society need to kill him. he's ruining the vibes

[jacoB @JacobWinges]

@TheBigEnigma

[jacoB @JacobWinges]

@ThatWeekInSNL I love Jane Wickline, hope she has a good season!

[jacoB @JacobWinges]

@botkandis Ha den äran!!

[biz @bizzedmypants]

Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time

[jacoB @JacobWinges]

@i_zzzzzz Abra, abra, cadabra

[rebecca @babyybeckz]

Twitter is healthy because its reading

[dj sweetie pie🦇 @thieves1ikeus]

despite popular opinion dating apps are NOT for dating. they are for finding people to watch your instagram story for years and years

[SILENCED Brandon @PrettyBadLefty]

Dark sodas (Coke, Dr. Pepper) are best with red meat and light sodas (Sprite, Fanta) are best with fish and chicken.

[jacoB @JacobWinges]

@YaBoiJuJuBear @Absolunar Sounds like It's Tricky By Run DMC

[jacoB @JacobWinges]

Bra rullar

[jacoB @JacobWinges]

@blahimlenblues