jake wood

[Still Boneless @still_boneless]

You know who else wore a brown uniform? I’m literally shaking

[Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸 @ZeekArkham]

Biden: “You ain’t Black!”

Black Democrat voters: “WE LOVE YOU!”

Biden: “You’re too stupid to use the internet to find where you can get an ID.”

Black Democrat voters: “WE STILL LOVE YOU!”

Hochul: “You don’t know what a computer is…”

Black Democrat voters: “WE LOVE YOU TOO, KATHY!”

Harris: “Ah sho’ luv me some coll’a greens!”

Black Democrat voters: “YAAAAAAAASSSSSSS QUEEN!”

Trump: “I’ll do everything in my power to help Black folks in Black neighborhoods and get you on your feet for a better future.”

Black Democrat voters: “Racist…”

[jake wood @JacobWood13]

Sand in your pants ? Fuck dude

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Does anyone really want this here in America…? Stop the migration and close the borders!

[Wyatt Flores @WyattFlores10]

We could solve world peace if people didn’t block the diesel pump with your car.

[jake wood @JacobWood13]

I miss the days when the hoes didn’t have kids

[kira* @kiracantmizz]

this world has gone soft...

[toxic king @toxicking]

Girls can swallow yo nut but not the truth

[toxic king @toxicking]

Sum bout pissin bitches off makes me feel good

[Dexter and The Moonrocks @The_Moonrocks]

Fuck

[jake wood @JacobWood13]

Momma said stay away from bitches

[toxic king @toxicking]

Death is random..Incase I'm not here tomorrow, fuck all y’all

[jake wood @JacobWood13]

Can’t gas light a gas lighter

[jake wood @JacobWood13]

@fairyyjerry @AtomF33 He used to target all the buffalos that were mine but ya know the boy got tied down…

[jake wood @JacobWood13]

@ColtenJoyner keep your mouth shut on this one

[jake wood @JacobWood13]

Shit or get off the pot

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i’m not a person you should put on speaker phone

[jake wood @JacobWood13]

When I die spread my ashes at Jaguars

[dogfightin @dogfightin]

Adhd doesn’t exist. Just admit you love a little meth

[A TEXAS KID @AtomF33]

Welcome to West Texas