Jake the Snake

The more things change the more they stay the same; Tweets on this account do not reflect anybody’s opinion or stance other than my own

[Jake the Snake @JacobYandell]

OU sucks balls https://t.co/VaKuX278hZ

[Trashvis @Trashvis]

3 words better than "I love you"?

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life

The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful

[𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 @PistolRick]

Wow a lot of cool options in here

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

I have obtained exclusive footage of Jason Williams and Rone’s phone call from the tee box of Hole 14.

Rone is going to text Graham Bennett, son of Thunder owner Clay Bennett, to see about tickets for tomorrow nights Game 7.

(Bonus Footage: J Will gives @Rone a math lesson)

[Brent Blum @brentblum]

From 2010 through 2022, Texas went a combined 60-61 in Big 12 play.

[Jake the Snake @JacobYandell]

If only you had stayed in the conference what this so weak and you could win it every year and get an auto CFP spot. Instead, you misread the ruler while measuring, went to SEC where you lose to Florida, then bitch about OOC losses. #backonthebottlesark

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Steve Sarkisian took a shot at Texas Tech while discussing how the College Football Playoff Committee factors strength of schedule👀

“There's a team in our state that plays in another conference that has a schedule that I would argue if I played with our twos and our threes, we could go undefeated, and they'll probably make the CFP this year.”

(via @AnwarRichardson)

https://t.co/79NGaUwlwU

[Jake the Snake @JacobYandell]

I didn’t mean oussy I meant pussy #productofmytime

[Jake the Snake @JacobYandell]

Everyone loves bapple but everyone was a oussy for drinking redd’s. Crazy how times change

[Coach Beans @CoachBeansTTU]

Ole Miss just got walked off.

[Coyote Raider 🌵 @CoyoteRaider]

COMMUNITY NOTE!!!!!!!!!!! #stopmissinformation

[Arkansas Baseball @RazorbackBSB]

I bet your little pitching staff doesn't have these cannons

[UniFoulPlay @unifoulplay]

An ELITE uniform matchup in Sacramento right now. Only if the a Royals just wore solid royal caps…

The dream of the 80’s is alive in Cali!

[Amarillo Sod Poodles @sodpoodles]

@StoolBaseball @ConnerHKnapp We don’t play that in West Texas

[RJ Ochoa @rjochoa]

As many are aware, Nebraska has never won an NCAA Tournament game.

If they win today... Husker fans 21+ will see these locked fridges across Lincoln and Omaha open and limited-edition @budlight Nebraska products will be freed.

[/🌵/DoughGoesIn @DoughGoesIn]

It’s now March. This story isn’t done being written yet. Time to make some history. Pack the USA.

[CrabtreePullsFree 🫓🫓 @PullsFree81349]

Perfect canidate for the outside linebackers coach is at North Carolina right now, has the same position there and grew up in Idalou 10 miles away.

[Ivan Ortiz🌵💈Ŧ @ivan_thabarber]

October 16th, was the last time I received a text message from you. I knew God had other plans for you and made a way to bring you back to us. From being in a coma 2 months ago, to now being completely cognitive and comprehending on what’s going on. You continue to amaze everyone on your progress. I can’t wait to bring you home. Maddie asked for a new iPhone for Christmas and she got it. Waking up today on Christmas Day, she texted me right away letting me know she was awake. The best Christmas gift I could ever ask for was you and I couldn’t be more thankful! 🤞🏽❤️
#PrayForMaddie

[Jake the Snake @JacobYandell]

Complete disrespect you’re a fucking clown ass idiot

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

No disrespect to Jacob Rodriguez or Texas Tech, but Arvell Reese would’ve put up 200+ tackles against that weak of a schedule.

[Jake the Snake @JacobYandell]

THE TEXAS LONGHORNS SHOULD HAVE BEATEN THE FLORIDA GATORS

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

Texas has the most wins over projected playoff teams of ANY SCHOOL IN THE COUNTRY.

Texas has the most wins over Top 14 teams of ANY SCHOOL IN THE COUNTRY.

THE TEXAS LONGHORNS SHOULD BE IN THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF!

[Tim Kalinowski @TimmyKal12]

Update from Raiderville