Jacob E.

And I don't want to hear that you're sorry..am I sorry?

[Jacob E. @Jacob_Elwood]

@conquertheno 14

[Monster Energy Music @MonsterMusic]

you've won if you got out of bed today

[Carl’s Jr. @CarlsJr]

we brought back our iconic commercials before GTA 6

[Jacob E. @Jacob_Elwood]

@netflix Unfortunately.

[Jacob E. @Jacob_Elwood]

@USCIS Just don’t deport me! He said he was 18!

[Jacob E. @Jacob_Elwood]

@guitarcenter A minor ;)

[Jacob E. @Jacob_Elwood]

This account is essentially obsolete. I’ve been operating under various other aliases for years!

[Jacob E. @Jacob_Elwood]

@ABC7 Congratulations, KSI!

[Jacob E. @Jacob_Elwood]

@GneissBirdy @hanbabe889 In my bed

[Jacob E. @Jacob_Elwood]

@GneissBirdy @hanbabe889 Go to bed Nick

[Jacob E. @Jacob_Elwood]

@Birds_WhatRThey @IKnowTungsten @NBCNews Why stab myself when I could stab the kids?

[Jacob E. @Jacob_Elwood]

@IKnowTungsten @Birds_WhatRThey @NBCNews Well, no, somebody gets dragged down but I see u

[Breaking Benjamin @breakingbenj]

17 years ago today we released Saturate! Time flies huh?! 🤯 Which song from the album do you listen to on repeat? #saturate

[Jacob E. @Jacob_Elwood]

@IKnowTungsten @NBCNews They’ll learn to pay their debts!

[NBC News @NBCNews]

New Jersey school district considers not serving lunch to kids with over $20 debt. https://t.co/mopkDKC2zz

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

POT BREATHALYZER: A California company has created a breath detector for pot and alcohol, giving police and employers new tool to detect whether someone has been using weed https://t.co/BFpsf8bc65

[Jacob E. @Jacob_Elwood]

@ABC7 L00000000

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

MINORITY MAJORITY: Orange, Riverside and Ventura counties are among 109 counties in the U.S. that no longer have a white majority, according to data collected between 2000 and 2018 https://t.co/GYiszLnVMJ

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Nobody loves you and soon you’ll be dead and you can replace “loves” with “remembers” at that point.

Eat Arby’s

[W G Strong @wgstrong]

@BernieSanders A rich guy making money off of poor people by demonizing rich people. How ironic.