Evan Jacobs

You gotta be smart about being stupid.

[Evan Jacobs @Jacob_Evans93]

@BardwellMatthew Craig said the same thing about getting fired on his day off.

[Evan Jacobs @Jacob_Evans93]

I’ll never understand why the revenue office makes it so hard to give them money and then gets mad when they don’t get said money on time.

[Evan Jacobs @Jacob_Evans93]

“I hope your grandma gets bullied at bingo”- the Razorback student section 😂😂😂

[Evan Jacobs @Jacob_Evans93]

Upon buying my first lotto ticket I understand why they’re addictive. The idea of “maybe I’ll be a millionaire tomorrow” is a good feeling.

[Evan Jacobs @Jacob_Evans93]

Watching football is just a socially acceptable reason to sit on your couch all day.

[Evan Jacobs @Jacob_Evans93]

Left some meat out of the freezer in my outside closet and now it smells like Jeff Dahmer’s apartment.

[Evan Jacobs @Jacob_Evans93]

$.99 mozzarella sticks>>> $.50 corn dogs

[Evan Jacobs @Jacob_Evans93]

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[Evan Jacobs @Jacob_Evans93]

@RidgyPidgy I’ve never related to this meme more.

[Evan Jacobs @Jacob_Evans93]

That play will wind up on the top ten and I hate it.

[Evan Jacobs @Jacob_Evans93]

This will be the winter I buy a heavy jacket that isn’t some form of camouflage. #ArkansasProblems

[Arkansas Football 🐗 @RazorbackFB]

Happy EQ Appreciation week to the best Equipment Staff in the game @RazorbackEquip 🔥

[Evan Jacobs @Jacob_Evans93]

“Gun Shots or Fireworks” is my favorite Fourth of July game.

[Evan Jacobs @Jacob_Evans93]

I just had a very vivid flashback.

[Evan Jacobs @Jacob_Evans93]

The amount of time we have focused on these kids and their cotton candy is weird.

[Evan Jacobs @Jacob_Evans93]

I can hear every daddy ball coach ever on that last pick.
“He tagged him on the ribs.”

[Evan Jacobs @Jacob_Evans93]

Some of you girls get way too dressed up for a Travelers baseball game.

[Evan Jacobs @Jacob_Evans93]

The quality of trail mix goes down hill dramatically once you’ve picked out all of the M&M’s.

[Evan Jacobs @Jacob_Evans93]

Someone had to say it. Good for your Clay.

[Hogs By 90 @ClayEtheridge]

The Office is trash. I said what I said.

[Hogs By 90 @ClayEtheridge]

The Office is trash. I said what I said.