Jacob Horning

Billy Mays memorial page // Chuck Grassley's biggest hater // #1 fan of the team formerly known as the Washington Football Team™
tweeting into the void

[Jacob Horning @Jacob_Horning_]

Jacob Horning

[Jacob Horning @Jacob_Horning_]

Jacob Horning

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[Jacob Horning @Jacob_Horning_]

Wallace

[Shmooogan Shmooosey @UngluedToast]

Y'all are going to have to stop naming your cats Miso and Mochi man cut it out

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[Jacob Horning @Jacob_Horning_]

you just created a million Lindsey Grahams

[Tekee @Tekeee]

office jobs are actually so funny because you'll be 27 and your life will be over already

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

I'm not anticipate future. I’m afraid of it .

[Softboy @softboywin]

Going to the bathroom at work is microdosing vacation

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘FINAL FANTASY VII REVELATION’ has been announced.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@ClockworkAnge You know what wealth bracket you’re in if you have a billion dollars? The top 0.0004% of the US. And that 0.0004% is tearing the other 99.9996% of us apart for profit.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[Jacob Horning @Jacob_Horning_]

Need Chuck to retire bc I despise him politically but I want to keep up with his farming posts

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

Every Iowan has their favorite month   Mine is June because of the beautiful green grains and everything else green and the state flowers WILD ROSE

[Jacob Horning @Jacob_Horning_]

@arvalis @Svardeka @machinegames This should go on your gravestone

[taoki @justalexoki]

can't believe i spent my whole life becoming Good At Computer only for Computer to become Better At Computer

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Need the Pope to release an encyclical against Teams calls

[Jacob Horning @Jacob_Horning_]

There's a scene transition in Mandalorian & Grogu that looks like Grogu gets hit by a train and it is very funny

[Jacob Horning @Jacob_Horning_]

[in the Hutt sail barge]
C-3P0: R2, what are you doing here?!
R2-D2: [beeps]
C-3P0: Well I can see you're serving drinks

3P0 gets me every time, man

[Mollie🧡💙 @DarthMaullie]

Star Wars fans what’s the funniest thing in the entire franchise?

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

You should be able to leave work 2 and a half hours early if you don’t feel like being there any more

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)