Neil Myerscough*

father of two clowns, husband of a teacher, a man who needs wine...

[Neil Myerscough* @Jacob_Isla_Dad]

@Lionesses The disallowed one 😔

[Neil Myerscough* @Jacob_Isla_Dad]

@SSheil @FryRsquared Stop going!
Now!!! 👀 🌀

[Neil Myerscough* @Jacob_Isla_Dad]

@DJYodaUK 😂

[Neil Myerscough* @Jacob_Isla_Dad]

@GeoffNorcott Under score? Under score??? Man… you’ve changed!!

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

Do please retweet if you reckon @vicderbyshire should be doing @bbclaurak’s job.

[Neil Myerscough* @Jacob_Isla_Dad]

@thecricketmen Its defo not sporting, but its not cheating. Hopefully the Monster in the Middle makes them pay.

[Neil Myerscough* @Jacob_Isla_Dad]

@PaulEmbery @JMbigtoe Then they got out a petrol driven air blower 😂 #TopTrolling

[Neil Myerscough* @Jacob_Isla_Dad]

@Otto_English Otto… this has hit me hard. It’s just so… honest.
Ben Elton was right.
Mendacity

[Neil Myerscough* @Jacob_Isla_Dad]

@GrumpySkeletor Skeletor v mumm-raa tho. Would bd some nasty cheating in there.

[Neil Myerscough* @Jacob_Isla_Dad]

@Alex_OxChambo @LFC So glad the trophy cabinet is full for you. Absolute star. Thanks for the memories!!!

[Neil Myerscough* @Jacob_Isla_Dad]

@clips_classic @TheFastShow1 Greatest comedy scene ever I reckon

[Neil Myerscough* @Jacob_Isla_Dad]

@backandacross zaB-ball?

[Neil Myerscough* @Jacob_Isla_Dad]

@daraobriain @JMbigtoe

[Neil Myerscough* @Jacob_Isla_Dad]

@JMbigtoe oooh

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

In two weeks the Invasion will be upon us!

[Neil Myerscough* @Jacob_Isla_Dad]

@callumwith2ls 😂

[Neil Myerscough* @Jacob_Isla_Dad]

Project fear though isn’t it @callumwith2ls ??

[Otto English @Otto_English]

Stop what you are doing.

Watch this.

Chris Patten - daring to tell you the truth in 2 minutes about the ocean of shit we are in.

#bbcqt

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

When the groundstaff get your leaving gift spot on 👏😂

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

jake humphrey's plumber