Jacob Kurian

No I'm not actually Korean... NU '21

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We may have won the battle for independence but the Brits won the war with this one
#zendaya #TomHolland

[TMZ @TMZ]

It's official: Zendaya and Tom Holland are engaged! 💍

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@oneruel @hannahgreen18 Chicago

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Will Smith when Chris Rock started talking bout Jada

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I don’t think we talk enough about how much of a cultural reset it must’ve been to go to UCLA in 2018 when RL Grime dropped “UCLA”

[Ibram X. Kendi @ibramxk]

White privilege is on display like never before in the U.S. Capitol.

If these people were Black. . .well, we all know what would be happening right now to them.

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@ItsCaptOz Thank you Oz! Luckily I have notifications still on haha. Loved catching up!

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@ItsCaptOz Right now I don’t feel like I’m doing much of anything but noted

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My public speaking prof wants me to make a 7-9 minute speech about love. Bruh you think a class full of northwestern engineers that have to take public speaking so they can learn how to talk to people knows enough about love to write a long ass speech???

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It’s that time again where I rewatch greys anatomy and want to go to med school but then I realize just bc I know how to treat cardiac tamponade with a spray bottle straw in the middle of the woods after a plane crash doesn’t make me qualified to be a doc

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So when’s the government gonna announce that coronavirus was just an elaborate April fools prank and I can go outside???

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Honestly rude when professors don’t consult lunar calendars when they schedule midterms bc now Costar says I’m gonna be extra stressed

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Nothing says family weekend in college like eating at restaurants you normally can’t afford and huge grocery hauls

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@jfmckessy Sorry forgot to take my tweets as seriously as a medill student does

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So there’s this girl at northwestern whose parents paid $50,000 to bribe an ACT proctor to help her cheat. She got a 30. Like wtf if I’m paying that much, you best bet I’m getting a 37 smh #CollegeAdmissionScandal

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@billieeilish, @lorde , and @halsey are the modern day Hex Girls. Prove me wrong #ScoobyDoo

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I aspire to have the confidence to tell a waiter the food is bad or a barber that I don’t like how he cut my hair. Bc rn a barber could shave off half my head and I’d still say that I love it so much that imma name my first born child after them

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@YeaMcKess And I don’t regret it

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If u think u had a bad day at work, I ripped my pants w/ 3 hrs left. We're talking spongebob episode bad. Like gucc to crack bad...

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@NatalieNelson19 @BaileyLelito @NatalieNelson19 I think she was talking about me😬

[Northwestern @NorthwesternU]

NU EMERGENCY: Person with gun on Evanston campus. If on campus, seek shelter in safe place and stay until further notice. Others keep away.

[Northwestern @NorthwesternU]

Police continue to investigate a reported incident at Engelhart Hall. Remain sheltered or avoid the area.