J-Mart

Retired intramural athlete

[J-Mart @Jacob_Martin2]

@kade_nelson1 sucks

[J-Mart @Jacob_Martin2]

Recent development:

These cobbers might be alight

@Cole_Thompson7 🌽

[Cole Thompson @Cole_Thompson7]

Not sure if this is a hot take or not but I don’t think ribs are that good

[J-Mart @Jacob_Martin2]

I’m T-Pain, you know me

@TPAIN

[J-Mart @Jacob_Martin2]

Spent the night talking to 80+ year old Vikings fan Ed

Takeaway: NINE is young give him time

I think as a packers fan the vikes should sign him to 10 years, he STINKS

hoping this doesn’t bite me in the ass

[J-Mart @Jacob_Martin2]

@Cole_Thompson7 in the Lake cursed by the Devil this weekend. Rumor has it the Taco Johns has taken a turn for the worst…

[J-Mart @Jacob_Martin2]

@Cole_Thompson7 Nickel update? 🤘🏻

[J-Mart @Jacob_Martin2]

Jaret Lalli might be the greatest “Booer” of all time #Booooooo

[J-Mart @Jacob_Martin2]

Attention Wedding DJ’s: T-Pain gets the people going, if you disagree you need to find a new profession

[J-Mart @Jacob_Martin2]

@TPAIN please play my future wedding

[Cole Thompson @Cole_Thompson7]

Concordia Whitefish Ski Trio Day 2 (women addition) Recap:
1. Lynze “crazy eyes” Swanson was todays MVP, officially signing with #TeamSki, much to the dismay of her boyfriend (snowboarder) @Jacob_Martin2
2. Kaitlin (Heights r bad) Page went from 🍕/🍟 straight into heavy gnar

[J-Mart @Jacob_Martin2]

T-Pain. Any questions?

[J-Mart @Jacob_Martin2]

When does the 11th fast and furious movie come out? Need to see a new way for cars to go fast and things go boom #family

[J-Mart @Jacob_Martin2]

@PMTsportsbiz best voice in the industry #CreatorClassic

[J-Mart @Jacob_Martin2]

Can easily substitute my morning coffee for one play of Levels by Avicii. Didn’t know a song could be charged with caffeine.

[J-Mart @Jacob_Martin2]

Planet of the apes. Modern masterpiece.

[Ryan Miller @millerjryan]

The full list is now Utah Mammoth, Utah Ice, Utah Yetis, Utah Venom, Utah Fury, Utah Blizzard, Utah Outlaws and Utah Hockey Club (or Utah HC).

[J-Mart @Jacob_Martin2]

@Cole_Thompson7 Mix in a water

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

I am honoured to be participating in this year’s Beer Olympics in Las Vegas brought to you by the fine gentleman at @BussinWTB. It lines up perfectly with the NHL draft at the Sphere. It’s going to be a full week of debauchery. Unfortunately Whit can’t attend Beer Olympics this year but I have chosen a new partner. The request is in for Keith the IRONMAN Yandle. I will also be planning on going into the event completely dry for the prior 10 months. I will break the seal at Beer Olympics. Some aren’t recommending that technique but don’t tell me how to fuck my wife if you know what i mean. I would like to thank @_willcompton & @TaylorLewan77 for the ability to represent the hockey world in destroying the competition and showing all these other soft sports and “professionals” that they don’t have a clue what they’re doing.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A few years ago the Coyotes threw Shane Doan’s retired number banner into a dumpster, this fan took it and returned it to Shane tonight @spittinchiclets

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

A final goodbye to the Arizona Coyotes 🫡 https://t.co/uKjtUoitLE