Jacob

Just Do You Dawg

[Jacob @Jacob_Matheww]

@Delta any way you can delay flight DL2251 departing from Atlanta? I ran out of gas on the highway about 15 miles out. If you could delay it like 30 minutes I should be able to make it. I’m running to the nearest gas station a little over a mile away.

Thanks

[Jacob @Jacob_Matheww]

@darrenrovell I would say there’s about a 50% chance he will be out with gastroenteritis. There’s also a 50% chance he will be out with PANS

[Anthony Dabbundo @AnthonyDabbundo]

Being an extreme extrovert is really, really fun. Until you’re a senior in college during a global pandemic.

For my final story @dailyorange, I wrote about that experience in the last year and counting: https://t.co/Awsc0XdY01

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Imagine having the power to ease the suffering of millions and failing to use it.

[National SAMSA @NationalSAMSA]

Amir Amanullah, National SAMSA's membership co-chair and MS2 at Temple University School of Medicine, recently published, "Comparing Coronary Artery Calcification (CAC) Progression Between South Asians and Other US Racial/Ethnic Groups" on our website. https://t.co/rNNvkduayM

[Jacob @Jacob_Matheww]

22 missed calls from my mom got me contemplating if I should even go home now

[Jacob @Jacob_Matheww]

This is the greatest prank call there’s ever been

[PrinceMarcus @PrinceMarcus_27]

When the radio station prank called this woman by continuously playing John Cena theme song https://t.co/zctFV4kDyO

[Myles Kennefick @My1esKennefick]

The sounds at a bowling alley. Pins getting knocked down,balls being thrown, cheers after strikes, crys after cutter balls, snack bar calling out order numbers, karaoke from the bar on Saturdays, pure happiness, thats what I miss, thats what we miss with closed bowling alleys

[Sports Are Philly @SportsArePhilly]

Thinking the Phillies and Sixers would bring us happiness this year 🤦🏽

[Jacob @Jacob_Matheww]

First thing the lady in front of me did yesterday when the plane landed was google images of taquitos

[Anthony Dabbundo @AnthonyDabbundo]

SU is the first school I have seen willing to give out a number at which it would shut down the campus.

[Team DREAMVILLE @TeamDreamville]

JID previewing new music on IG 🔥🔥

[Jacob @Jacob_Matheww]

2020 is a nightmare and this is the cherry on top 😭 as someone who once lived off of beefy frito burritos I am begging you @tacobell please do not take this off the menu!

[Anthony Dabbundo @AnthonyDabbundo]

Syracuse made its own problem when it decided to make it only a two week suspension of classes knowing full well there was no shot in-person instruction would continue this year.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Poverty is unnecessary.

[Jacob @Jacob_Matheww]

That’s my teammate 💪