Jakey Mistakey

Actor, Cat Dad, Certified Dweebus | He/Him

[Jakey Mistakey @Jacob_Miller96]

Do I fucking Look like I’m doing okay?

[Deanna Gowland @Deanna_Gowland]

you’re a poopy head @JDVance

[Jakey Mistakey @Jacob_Miller96]

@SkylerHickox1 This is such an incredible meme that it took watching like 3 or 4 different people’s videos of it to believe that it actually is very much real

[b🦇 @bikaxash]

“James Gunn can’t direct a good Superman movie.”

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

so im judging this turns out

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

too late

[Jakey Mistakey @Jacob_Miller96]

FYI they say shit like this so that their entire follower base has the easy out to say “Oh, he’s trolling, he doesn’t mean it” like they always do, and then when he does mean it and it becomes reality it’s too late.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Baier: You don't think he's running in 2028, do you?

Vance: I'll let the president speak to his political future. One thing I'll say about the president of the United States, he loves to have a good time with the American media.

[Alexander Aviña @Alexander_Avina]

trump & vance after the tariffs don’t go according to plan

[Josh Lewis @thejoshl]

When the Emilia Perez songwriters started singing their own song during their acceptance speech.

[Jakey Mistakey @Jacob_Miller96]

Narcissist. Misogynist. Xenophobe. Rapist. Pedophile. Bigot. Convicted Felon. Insurrectionist. Imbecile. Winning the popular vote. This country is fucking chalked.

[Jakey Mistakey @Jacob_Miller96]

There is no stone I wouldn’t turn to own this mug

[jæ @jaeharana]

i wonder if gorillas know how funny they are

[Jakey Mistakey @Jacob_Miller96]

Don’t get me wrong, I love elephant baby, but who the fuck is THIS

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New look at Neel in ‘STAR WARS: SKELETON CREW’

(Source: @empiremagazine)

[Talia Lavin @mobydickenergy]

what could have inspired this trend in exploring the horrors of pregnancy and birth

[Jakey Mistakey @Jacob_Miller96]

God as my witness I will not be content until they invent a shirt that won’t untuck of its own volition

[Jakey Mistakey @Jacob_Miller96]

Hey I like Batman but this is fucking dumb. The whole concept is dumb because it’s not an accolade that’s earned, it’s just something you pay for, but this is extra dumb.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Batman is set to become the first Superhero in history to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

they discovered it, the girlnola bar

[Jakey Mistakey @Jacob_Miller96]

@codytabor8 HOG HUG

[Jakey Mistakey @Jacob_Miller96]

Dude, there just is NOT a better movie. Happy 25th birthday, big guy.

[Jakey Mistakey @Jacob_Miller96]

@jonathanyoung97 Oh yeah no this is good