Jacob Readdy

Stand-up Comedian 🎤🥸

[Jacob Readdy @Jacob_Readdy]

My girlfriends family didn’t have enough room for me at the dinner table

[Jacob Readdy @Jacob_Readdy]

@itsblessdigital @milltket Yall act like it’s his real dad

[Jacob Readdy @Jacob_Readdy]

All my black homies blast Ella Langley unapologetically

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

Weston McKennie blasting Ella Langley on the USMNT team bus after the USA's win against Bosnia in the World Cup Round of 32 🇺🇸😂❤️

[Jacob Readdy @Jacob_Readdy]

Norm Macdonald hasn’t been funny in years

[Chilly Chud @girltummyfan]

Millennials be like “Norm McDonald is funny”

Then you watch some of his videos and there’s
- no Meta glasses pranks
- no FAH or vine boom sound effects
- no meme clips interspersed
- no undisclosed gambling ads
- no Dexter background music

Like what am I supposed to laugh at

[Jacob Readdy @Jacob_Readdy]

@Trashcan_Kitty Hi good lookin

[Jacob Readdy @Jacob_Readdy]

Jews laughing at me is one of my favorite categories of porn unfortunately

[ClipBrit @ClipBrit]

Bryce Mitchell explains how to stop gooning 😭💀

“Every time you j*rk off to p*rn, the Jews win…they’re laughing at you.”

[Jacob Readdy @Jacob_Readdy]

I liked this even though my header is an oil painting of a PB&J

[eden ?! @birthdaybashed]

how uneventful is your life for this to be your header

[Jacob Readdy @Jacob_Readdy]

@mofromyt

[Jacob Readdy @Jacob_Readdy]

Welcome to the big leagues Bill Belichick

[Jacob Readdy @Jacob_Readdy]

@idontknowbutyuh @toastcheesecake @Turbofurby No blue check mark? You’re just dumb af for the hell of it?

[Jacob Readdy @Jacob_Readdy]

This would be a good sitcom premise

[MMA Orbit @mma_orbit]

Veronica Hardy says Sean Strickland has to coach female MMA as part of his current suspension.

“I have suggested to the commission that he has to corner female MMA as well.” 😂

[Jacob Readdy @Jacob_Readdy]

Moving to the city taught me the most liberal people you know can also be extremely racist

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Just so I understand, the mass shooter was trans and a liberal.

Also a racist who hated Latinos, black people and Jews.

And last but not least, also homophobic.

Somebody’s story isn’t adding up.

[Jacob Readdy @Jacob_Readdy]

Women hate when guys know stuff

[Jacob Readdy @Jacob_Readdy]

Unfortunately I think JD Vance is going to be elected supreme leader by the end of 2030 because of stuff like this

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

So what you're saying is that a man does not have an insurmountable biological athletic advantage over you?

[Jacob Readdy @Jacob_Readdy]

@CJTheDeadXye @dreamchaser178 @WrestleClips I’m far enough removed to have instantly thought of The Miz without remembering the actual run he went on with it I’m glad someone commented him

[Wrestlelamia.com @wrestlelamia]

Link to GoFundMe: https://t.co/BwdkjJLw64

[Jacob Readdy @Jacob_Readdy]

Independent wrestling doesn’t have the $ behind it to be nearly as bad as streamers

[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

That Raja Jackson situation really is just the worst of 2 slimy worlds (kick streaming & independent wrestling) meeting. Putting those 2 things together is like mixing chemicals and creating a toxic gas.

[Jacob Readdy @Jacob_Readdy]

@rich31200 @PixelPoncho_ @JamesGunn Yeah I think it’s showing this season is a lil more emotionally grounded but idk crap about making films/tv and am also dumb so who knows

[Jacob Readdy @Jacob_Readdy]

“At Steak n Shake, we have gone back to basics.” Couple sentences later. “you can also now pay with Bitcoin!”

[Steak 'n Shake @SteaknShake]

This is what happens when you have a board that does not respect their historical customers or their brand.

At Steak n Shake, we have gone back to basics. Our tallow fries are waiting for you. Oh yeah, you can also now pay with Bitcoin!

[Jacob Readdy @Jacob_Readdy]

We should probably just stop making movies

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Google searches for “does the dog die in ‘GOOD BOY’” have spiked by over 2,000% since the first trailer dropped

[Jacob Readdy @Jacob_Readdy]

You can only rape someone if you’re starving to death