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friendly neighborhood home-of-sexual || he/him

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Small brain: coke/pepsi
Large brain: Dr Pepper
Galaxy brain: cherry vanilla Dr Pepper from those coke freestyle machines

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microdosing unemployment (teacher on summer break)

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omg a horror movie made you uncomfortable? It presented an allegory for real life issues? should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid?

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if you genuinely think Rome has an at all comparable climate to Wyoming just because they’re on the same latitude there is no coming back for you

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genuine question how do I start counting calories and trying to eat healthier without instantly developing an eating disorder

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love the idea that him having one hand in his pocket makes this more impressive

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how do I start exercising and calorie tracking without developing an eating disorder almost immediately

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this didn't fool me at all.

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

At the 2013 San Diego Comic-Con, Bryan Cranston fooled everyone by wearing a hyper realistic mask of himself

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I think if I was famous and no one made a horny fan edit of me I’d kms on instagram live

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they tried but unfortunately I was queening out with them

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a live action remake of a movie from 2016 that got a sequel less than a year ago what if we all just kill ourselves

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

First teaser for the live-action remake of ‘Moana.’

In theaters July 10th.

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woke up before my alarm usually goes off and thought “thank god it’s sunday” when it is fully tuesday

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hell has gained another demon ❤️

[CNN @CNN]

Dick Cheney, the influential GOP vice president to George W. Bush and chief architect of the "war on terror," has died. He was 84.
https://t.co/BnVjNGVdft

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“I became an actor by accident” like her parents aren’t tony curtis and janet leigh

[Variety @Variety]

Jamie Lee Curtis admits that she had "no tangible abilities" growing up and "had no intelligence":

"I was a D+ student — C- if you graded on a curve. I wasn’t an auditory learner; I was a cheerleader. I was kind of a weirdo. I was” — she points to herself — “this girl at 16, full of energy and personality. But I had no intelligence. You know, I wasn’t an athlete, I wasn’t in the plays. I was on the periphery. And I became an actor by accident.”

https://t.co/UASymeYO8Q

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lady gaga’s gonna show up with a magnifying glass in the post-credit scene

[Cinema Solace @SolaceCinema]

Aaron Sorkin’s ‘THE SOCIAL RECKONING’ will recreate the January 6th insurrection.

Said to be a major aspect of the film.

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washed, dried, folded, and put away my laundry all in a single day

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went to see this the weekend after it came out and there were 3 other groups of people there and my bf and I were the only ones to make it to the end after we had multiple discussions of also leaving

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

1 year ago today, ‘JOKER 2’ released in theaters.

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what’re the odds that if they divorce she publicly executes him live on Disney+

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lost more hair than usual in the shower and the first youtube ad I see is for skullshaver . com

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my favorite place to do drugs is right in front of the lincoln memorial at 2:30 in the afternoon on a monday

[Lorenzo Hall @LorenzoHall]

Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) police patrolling the National Mall @WUSA9

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I never knew fathers could hold their children! I’ll have 3 right now

[Anna Lulis @annamlulis]

Pro-life NFL legend Tim Tebow shares a video holding his baby girl while working—humanizing fatherhood.

Get married. Have kids.