Jacob Yeomans

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guaranteed tweet at least once a year

[Jacob Yeomans @Jacob_Yeomanss]

Sometimes you just gotta have your own back #treatyoself

[Ashish K. Jha @ashishkjha]

The world has administered 6 billion doses of COVID vaccines to 3.4 Billion people

For people waiting for more data before getting the shot

The data is in

We've vaccinated nearly half of all humanity

The vaccines are safe

[Alycia Leonard @alycialeonard]

Hot people vote NDP I don't make the rules

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Canada goes to the polls Monday.

There's one party that stood up for working people in the pandemic.

One leader who has the courage to make the wealthy pay their fair share so everyone gets the medication they need.

That's why I support the @NDP and @theJagmeetSingh.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Kucherov fully healthy since January and this guy has the nerve to hoist lord Stanley cup. 2021 in a nutshell

[Jacob Yeomans @Jacob_Yeomanss]

@timmytjoelker this is my first twitter beef

[Jacob Yeomans @Jacob_Yeomanss]

@timmytjoelker dude like i get where ur coming from but this may have been a few too many tweets about the weather today

[Jacob Yeomans @Jacob_Yeomanss]

to all my 5 foot 9 and a half kings out there, don't let this slander get u down. u r valid. u r valid... 😓😓

[Jacob Yeomans @Jacob_Yeomanss]

@timmytjoelker bro at least credit me wtf im 90% sure this is plagiarism

[Jacob Yeomans @Jacob_Yeomanss]

i don't expect any sympathy. i'm also allergic to peanuts so it's a wonder i've made it this far!

[Jacob Yeomans @Jacob_Yeomanss]

allergic to dust in room - open window. allergic to pollen outside - close window. repeat until insane.

[Crocs @Crocs]

A relationship has to be 50/50. He buys me Crocs & I wear them.

[Jacob Yeomans @Jacob_Yeomanss]

@erin_mawhinney Bold of you to assume we’ll still be kicking it 50 years from now

[Jacob Yeomans @Jacob_Yeomanss]

@crueltheses @AlexMartindale2

[Jacob Yeomans @Jacob_Yeomanss]

mannnnnnnnnn i really just dont even wanna go outside anymore :////////

[Complex @Complex]

JUST IN: California resident diagnosed with #BubonicPlague.

Full story: https://t.co/QSDMmA20BW

[Jacob Yeomans @Jacob_Yeomanss]

Anyways this was fun thanks for following along I’m probably not going to tweet for another 3 months :-)

[Jacob Yeomans @Jacob_Yeomanss]

Theres a fly in my room and i dont care like totally down to share my space i know im good vibes or whatever but just STOP buzzing bro like seriously NOT cool.

[Jacob Yeomans @Jacob_Yeomanss]

Dw I’m not going to kill him I guess I’ll just let him tucker himself out

[Jacob Yeomans @Jacob_Yeomanss]

@miaaagasko Hahaha thank you for the shoutout I didnt know I needed!! You are the best! 🥰🥰

[Jacob Yeomans @Jacob_Yeomanss]

targeted advertising has clearly misunderstood my frequent search of the word corona...

[🌧🌩️ Kea 🌔 @Wally_Wests]

WHAT EXACTLY IS THE CONSEQUENCES OF BEING 'WRONG' ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE???

EVEN IF IT ALL TURNED OUT TO BE A BIG MISTAKE??

OH NO, WE'VE FUCKING MADE THE WORLD A HEALTHIER AND BETTER PLACE TO LIVE AND GOT OURSELVES OFF UNRENEWABLE ENERGY FOR NO REASON

HOW AWFUL!