Jacobius Buzelius

I like Basketball—Pure Shotmaker @Eagles

[Jacobius Buzelius @Jacob_the_Mamba]

The perfect hooper has mastered both Joe Ingles mode and MPJ mode and fluidly switches

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@UsherNBA U need a guard and an engine for a squad, u taking bro or D Harp? I’m all the way there on Darryn rn

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Near heart attack seeing the Bulls named after reading that Randle trade

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God Awful shirt

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@DP18198 Curious have u hammered Deki over JJ and Homa 3 ball sir?

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@MattVincenziPGA Hovland or and Asian

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I’m taking Dylan Harper over #1 in this draft

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Carter Bryant gonna last 20yrs+ in the league long as he don’t get too injured

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@DailyLoud Unreal call from the announcer

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@gfienberg17 “your fantasy games of skill that are actually just gambling.”

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Not taking kindly to bars that aren’t broadcasting NBA playoffs because they don’t have prime. If I buy a single thing off ur menu it covers the subscription, get ur shit together!

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@lesterfreamon Not his argument and ur ball knowledge is lacking anyway

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@TapItIn3 Matchups tm? FD has Scott over Spaun, Conners over Bridgeman, both -110. I bit

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Waiting in the self checkout line with 20lbs of dogfood balancing on my head

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Kid #2 gonna fully wipe that hairline out damn shame

[Cameron Jourdan @Cam_Jourdan]

Scottie Scheffler has had to learn to bargain with son Bennett recently.

"Last night we were leaving a Nike party and he somehow ended up with two sugar cookies and he hadn't eaten his dinner yet. I was like, 'all right, buddy, if you eat these sausages, I will give you this cookie.' He's like, 'cookie.'

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@TommyGunnNBA A tale as old as time

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@BenScottStevens So perfect, Adam comes in exactly after the audible swish, Raftery with a poetic description, personally my favorite part is “Nylon.” And Grant finally follows with what everything is or should be thinking, EPIC

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@BigBlueBuckets9 Miika Murrinen?

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@PaoloUggetti Ur getting slaughtered in these replies boss, and it is all 100% deserved

[Jacobius Buzelius @Jacob_the_Mamba]

Embarrassing

[Aint No Seats Podcast @AintNoSeatsPod]

Hunter Dickinson on last years Kansas team:

-Didn’t feel supported at times due to negative KU fans.

-Felt like it was a job and was no longer fun.

-A few of his teammates were ready for season to end and checked out early.

🎥 @RunYourRaceTL

[Jake Rabadi @JakeRabadi]

Got too close to a ring for his comfort