Jacob

XXX

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

what she asked of me at the end of the day clavicular would have blushed

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

So Epstein had met with 4chan's founder, the site where "Q" began posting his "drops." Epstein also had a relationship with Steve Bannon, who saw upside in politically radicalizing lonely online men.

QAnon sure feels like a right-wing psyop to deflect from Trump and Epstein...

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

This reads like an Onion Headline of something a Republican would do

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

it's so ass how if you get killed by a cop in america 200 million people pick apart your life like "hey did you know this person got divorced 3 years ago"

[pierce @cringe_genius]

Most American patriots are convinced that if an authority figure points a weapon at you, your fate is sealed. No recourse to fight or fly for your life. Just take your bullet and rest forever. Any present-day patriot would describe the Boston Massacre as “FAFO 🤣”

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

it would be crazy to be the first guy to be blown up by a hand grenade. what the hell just bounced in here. some kind of component

[boomynote @boomynote]

@KingJames @Eminem Goat what are you talking about man

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

nothing matters but love. please RT.

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

It takes strength to be gentle and kind you stupid fucking idiot

[Alex @midsmoker34]

My uncle just hit me on FaceTime and said let’s change the world this summer

[ganii @gahhnie]

first clear sign of a chinese century

[Jacob @JacobbManellaa]

@Brendan73025190 Your courtyard, Mr. Sullivan.

[Jacob @JacobbManellaa]

Presenting a tip screen to British people might be the most demeaning thing I’ve ever done

[Jacob @JacobbManellaa]

They’re sending me to prison tomorrow for yearning too hard

[Jacob @JacobbManellaa]

@kiIIrhythm @xtjxrx That’s right