Jacob Ritchie

Anderson University Sophomore Biology Major. Amateur longboarder, jump roper, gamer, and life-liver.

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@AustinJongeling @phoebehmangas @Apple @AppleSupport I trick is to have an obscenely long charging cable. My iPhone is essentially a 1950s car phone with a camera at this point.

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@AustinJongeling @phoebehmangas @Apple @AppleSupport Depends on how choked the old phone is by new, clunky software. A 4s with iOS 12.4? 3.7 seconds.

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So Super Smash Bros but American historical figures. Thoughts?

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@rob_lowman Snapchat is out here affording men experiences that have, until now, only affected women. Keep us posted on the solicited DMs you’ll get.

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Some extreme neodarwinists would argue we cushion our lives too much from extremely stupid choices which impedes on natural selection’s function. Here we can see the result would be a lot of dead people but some metal as shit survivors.

[Gizmodo @Gizmodo]

Fossilized human poop shows ancient forager ate an entire rattlesnake—fang included https://t.co/yzS8S0e1wX

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They’re shutting down Google+ in April and I’m devastated. There goes my primary source for news and memes.

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@MaereeLotro @lotrofamily Songbook of Laurelin & lotro-abc are both great resources.

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It’s that time of year again! Time to listen to everybody’s favorite Christmas classic. 🎄 👠 https://t.co/0MfaaY5AdN

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Can someone explain to me why Guns N’ Roses wasn’t called “Axl And The Simple Machines” instead?

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When people don’t go directly from undergraduate to their dream job..

[Deep Silver @deepsilver]

It is with great pleasure that we today announce the acquisition of the cherished video games series Timesplitters and Second Sight. Full details will be revealed in due course.

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@EllBelliee Did you try turning it off and back on again?

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@phoebehmangas Psh, birthdays near christmas suck more.

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@serenaellens I prefer not to knowingly pay for food poisoning. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Currently living vicariously through all these fires travel posts. Keep it up ya’ll.

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@MalikeyD Considering Captain America was an agent of H.Y.D.R.A. all along, Iron man.

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If you don’t love me at my

Then you don’t deserve me at my

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Is the area where the stairs are in decker from BOD to 2D a stairwell?

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Anderson is a tech desert.

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When you longboard in the snow because you’ll be participating in spring break regardless of if the midwest is.