Jacobious

[Nico The Lowly Tarnished @Nicosaesthetic]

Is this why Kristi Noem shot her dog execution style in the backyard? Because they knew too much!?!

[Jacobious @Jacobiou_s]

@horsetwting Neigh

[august @regularaugust]

The Try Guy cheated on his wife?

[:3gan 🍉🍉 @Egan_Starr]

Welcome one and all to the Smosh Summer Games: Class of 2005 Fan Awards!! (A 🧵)
Since they did not include the typical awards at the end of this year’s games, I decided, why not do them ourselves!!

[Cam @comillluvr]

i know this is cope but if my theory is correct then the downtown dairy cows did in fact win summer games💀

[Nathan Croft ᚛ᚅᚐᚈᚆᚐᚅ ᚉᚏᚑᚃᚈ᚜ @finglyassified]

@smoshbase_ Spoilers for ssg finale**

I did the math after promposal and the wrong team won.
Hotdogs should’ve only had 201+96 so 297 points. Damien said the dairy cows got 4 more points than third place (the hotdogs) so they’d be at 214+100= 314. THE DAIRY COWS WERE ROBBED OF THE WIN

[Jacobious @Jacobiou_s]

@pepsidogonline Pfp twin

[Grace @gracecamille_]

my first kiss was at my cousin’s lake house. they told their foreign exchange student to “say hi to grace the Italian way” and when he went to kiss my cheeks i went IN!!! Everyone literally pointed and laughed. Luckily my brother had a seizure later which really saved the day

[Ronettes Updates @ronettescrave]

The Brady Bunch claims they have absolutely no idea or information on Amelia Earhart's disappearance. What do you think?

[aL @capyoncee]

she is now holding space for defying gravity alongside the solo poly hijabi amputee

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

This is hands-down the greatest tweet ever conceived by man

[clip☢️ @clipping808]

so uuhh … my mom just offered me actual solid food . i’m 6 months old

#babytwt

[𝒸𝒾𝓃𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑜𝓃𝒷𝑜𝓎 @cinnamonnboi]

her biggest enemy being behind her…

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

if alcohol damages your short term memory imagine what alcohol can do

[GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15]

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[natalie @nataliestwt]

yesterday a guy at the grocery store said he was using chatgpt to make a grocery list and I straight up stabbed him in the parking lot. there was so much blood

[LIL TAY @liltay]

I’ve always wanted to ratio The White House

[brody @THELIFEOFABRODY]

me when i’m asking a question but get possessed by bhad bhabie mid sentence

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

You can tell the lady who recorded the "Insert cash or select payment type" audio is hot as hell