Jacob Israel

Parody Account

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The food here is so good.

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I can't let my sons be stronger than me time to hit the gym

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My sons are growing up so fast

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I got a sick tan rn

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Sometimes I wonder why it's so hot in Egpyt and Cannan

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I'm not sure whats hotter anymore me or the weather

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Its hot out
#Egyptishot

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Gotta get in shape before summer comes around so I can go to the beach #getinshape #getripped #summerbody

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I think this tweet thing is pretty good the internet connection in Egypt is soooo muuuccch better than the curse Canaan's land.

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#noah #hesus #JesusIsLord #jesuschrist #Jesus #Israel
So this dude is coming from my son (Judah) cool.

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I'm ready to get on with my life...

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Today is some guys birthday he had some sort of beard and wore something called a "tophat" what is that anyways?

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Man the days are getting shorter and the years are getting longer

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What are these triangular tombs for like what's up with Egypt these days....

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Who's better Israel or Egypt? #Israelisbetter #Competition #thisishowtheolypicsstarted #dealwithit

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Who's your favorite babe of mine?

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@SenusretII Thank for the land #yourwelcome #thanks

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Gotta love having your wives when they make you 4 dinners man I'm gonna get really fat if this keeps up.

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#FatherofIsrael

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What should Israel's flag be?