Esau

Twin with @BirthrightBoy: Read user to find status| DADDY’S boy|

[Esau @JacobsDead2Me]

Update: My mom is dead to me and I didn’t actually kill my brother #FBIgetOffMyBack

[Esau @JacobsDead2Me]

Dear Dad, You were amazing to me (besides the time you gave my birthright to Jacob, low key still salty) It will always be me and you against the world 🕊#Rip🙏 #Salty

[Esau @JacobsDead2Me]

You lucky I’m to lazy to go after you rn 💤🥱#WorkLife #HateYou #Lazy #PotatoLife

[Jacob @BirthrightBoy]

I’ll be MIA for a bit while I travel to my uncle’s house!! Can’t wait to see my cousins! #esauisplottingmurder #esauwantsmedead #angryesau #murderisnottheanswer #idontwanttodie

[Esau @JacobsDead2Me]

This about to be me when I see Jacob #StillDadsFav #TwinsNOT4Life #Murder #TwinProblems

[Esau @JacobsDead2Me]

When I tell you I’m this close to pulling a Michael Myers’s on Jacob #Murder #ImAfterYouJacob #UrDeadToMe

[Esau @JacobsDead2Me]

POV: Dad when he blessed the wrong person

[Esau @JacobsDead2Me]

“It’s always 1 step forward and 3 steps back” -Olivia Rodrigo 😐💀😔

[Esau @JacobsDead2Me]

I swear this family has more drama than the Kardashians 🚩🚩🚩@BirthrightBoy #Kardashians

[Jacob @BirthrightBoy]

Esau when he realizes he can’t get blessed now 🙈🙈 sorry bro but it was meant to be 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ @JacobsDead2Me

[Esau @JacobsDead2Me]

Me when I left and didn’t get blessed #JacobsDead2Me

[Esau @JacobsDead2Me]

T-minus 10 minuets until I get the family blessing #DadsFav | @BirthrightBoy Ur a loser

[Esau @JacobsDead2Me]

When your Dad is on his deathbed and blind #BlindDad #FavSon #BetterThanJacob #Blessed

[Esau @JacobsDead2Me]

Starting to regret….😐

[Esau @JacobsDead2Me]

Update on the soup situation- This may sound bad but low key gave away my birthright to my brother for some soup #YOLO #NoBirthrightNotProblem #LivingMyBestLife #Thriving

[Esau @JacobsDead2Me]

AHAHA I GOT THE SOUP #sucker #delicious #soup

[Esau @JacobsDead2Me]

Me with soup Me without soup

[Esau @JacobsDead2Me]

Im in a dilemma and frankly starving #poll #GoodSoup #Birthright #OnceInALifetime