Crack Era>Alcoholic Era
U could get a blow job from a bad bitch for $20 worth of crack
These bitches can drink $250 worth of Don Julio and u might not get a kiss
#Patriots HC Mike Vrabel speaking to the rookies on the importance of appreciating the staff members in the facility:
“Tell me somebody that helped serve your food. $100 bill help refresh your memory? I bet tomorrow we’ll go introduce ourselves to the men and women in that cafeteria that are busting their ass to make sure that you guys got something to eat, Caleb. Say, ‘Hi Jackie, I’m Caleb. It’s nice to meet ya,’ or ‘Hi Dre, I’m Caleb. It’s nice to meet ya.’ Okay? Make sure we do that fellas, that s**t’s important.”
(🎥 @Patriots)
Joe Mazzulla:
-jacked
-NBA Champion
-73% winning percentage
-could 100% beat up Jaylen Brown (which would be nice because Jaylen Brown is annoying)
-makes $11 million a year and drives a mini-van
-amazing at interviews - turns questions about halfcourt defense into randomly deep conversations about the meaning of life
-doesn’t care about jewelry/material things
-doesn’t care about celebrity drama
-has no idea who Kim Kardashian is dating (his best guess would be she’s still with Reggie Bush)
-definitely doesn’t cheat on his wife
-definitely spends 30 extra minutes with special needs kids at the hospital
-definitely watches The Dark Knight multiple times a month
If you’re not a fan of Joe Mazzulla you’re not a fan of life.
Had the chance to speak with Celtics head coach Joe Mazzulla and watch him train with the great @Eric_XCMMA.
Really fascinating to hear how much MMA has influenced the way he coaches.
He’s clearly put in the work himself. Far more than just a fan of the sport.
Hard to admit as a Knicks fan, but props where they're due.
✅ 5x All-Star
✅ 2x All-NBA Second Team
✅ ECF & Finals MVP
✅ NBA Champion
The impact you made both on and off the court will forever be felt by the city of Boston and Celtics fans everywhere.
Thank you to one of the all-time great Celtics, Jaylen Brown ☘️
Most points in the playoffs in the last 10 seasons:
3076 — Jayson Tatum
2949 — LeBron James
2788 — Jaylen Brown
2735 — Nikola Jokic
2733 — James Harden
UNDERRATED: #Patriots great Patrick Chung NEVER missed the playoffs during his 11-year #NFL career.
10 seasons with New England, 1 with the #Eagles.
• 11 playoff appearances in 11 seasons
• 5 Super Bowls
• 3 Super Bowl rings
@PatrickChung23 the only player ever to do this🏆