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Developer. Musician. Old Internet Person. Unlikely Social Hub. He/Him. 6'3'' & maintains a panda bear shape. @[email protected]

[JacobyDave is on Mastodon (READ-ONLY) @JacobyDave]

So that's @elonmusk admitting he's a Nazi?

[read spalm 91 @ericisajoke]

funniest thing this account could do is not even mention it. only post on the 11th is "Jay-Z comes out with a new album called The Blueprint"

[Mr Demos of Pnyx @gem_ste]

A simple rule of thumb is that anyone who says Hitler was left wing is a Nazi.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

No, you aren't safe from ICE if you're a citizen.

None of us are safe from ICE. And they only get more emboldened with every person they murder.

[Moe Davis (U.S. Air Force, Retired) @ColMoeDavis]

Keith Richards is 11 years older than Lindsey Graham, 2 years older than Donald Trump, and 2 years younger than Mitch McConnell. He’s proof that sex, drugs, and rock and roll is a lot better for you than fascism!

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF CONGRESS HELD TRUMP ACCOUNTABLE FOR TRYING TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT 6 YEARS AGO 🙄

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When Hitler died, Germany removed his monuments and erased his name from public buildings.

This post is about Donald Trump

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Taxpayers funding Trump using two jets for a single trip is the actual "waste, fraud and abuse" that they're telling you rural hospital funding, Social Security, or Medicare is.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Nope! I always say there is no such thing as self-made. It’s a myth.

It took millions of people - from my parents to mentors to friends to competitors to fans and voters - to write my success story. I did not write it alone.

That’s the American Dream - not a lie about going it alone - but the truth that none of us do, and there is always someone with their hand out to lift us up.

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

America 250 was going to be like a World Fair that would have attracted millions of people.

But Trump stole the money, denied permits, & renamed it Freedom 250 so he could make it all about himself & Republicans.

Trump stole America's Birthday from you! 🤬

[Robert Young Pelton @RYP__]

Some medical advice from Deuce Bigalow.

[zeldman @zeldman]

“No one can ruin email in a product meeting.”

https://t.co/3JB1CGB39d #TheBoringInternet

[Austin Burk @AustinSudomemo]

@SwiftOnSecurity Twitter decides not to show me any of your tweets for like two years for some reason and THIS is the one that it thinks is worthy of my attention??

[Robert Anderson @ProfRobAnderson]

One of the biggest mistakes I see students making on multiple-choice exams is picking the wrong answer.

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

I read this as one title and got hyped af

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

In 1977, two American boys discovered that a local ice‑cream chain offered free birthday sundaes by mail, so they invented a fictional child named “Robert Alan Peters” to keep collecting the yearly treat.

They filled out the birthday club form, listed their real home address, and for years received coupons addressed to their imaginary creation. The prank was harmless fun, just kids gaming a promotional system for a few extra sundaes.

But in 1984, everything changed when a letter arrived from the Selective Service System ordering “Robert Alan Peters” to register for the draft. The boys, now older, were stunned: their fake child had somehow entered a federal database.

The incident exposed that the U.S. government had quietly obtained and used the ice‑cream chain’s mailing list without permission, sparking public debate about privacy, data‑sharing, and how easily personal information could be swept into government systems long before the digital age.

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

i don’t irish exit, i do the american withdrawal (constantly change my story about when im leaving, if im leaving, who invited me)

[Daniel DePetris @DanDePetris]

Trump’s top two goals in the war:

(1) No Iranian nuclear weapon.

(2) The Strait of Hormuz is open for business.

Just a friendly reminder that we already had both before the war.

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

It’s giving “have you tried…*not* being a mutant?”

Bro what solution do you think there is that hasn’t been tried? The man is slowly dismantling the checks and balances of our government that were supposed to prevent exactly this. The biggest ray of hope at this point is that he’s got one foot in the grave already.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Hey, so. After Charlie Kirk was killed, did the left doxx his kids' school and barrage it with so much harassment and violent threats it had to shut down for the safety of the students and staff?

Because the right did that to Renee Good's six year old son's school.