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Developer. Musician. Old Internet Person. Unlikely Social Hub. He/Him. 6'3'' & maintains a panda bear shape. @[email protected]

[JacobyDave is on Mastodon (READ-ONLY) @JacobyDave]

So that's @elonmusk admitting he's a Nazi?

[zeldman @zeldman]

“No one can ruin email in a product meeting.”

https://t.co/3JB1CGB39d #TheBoringInternet

[Austin Burk @AustinSudomemo]

@SwiftOnSecurity Twitter decides not to show me any of your tweets for like two years for some reason and THIS is the one that it thinks is worthy of my attention??

[Robert Anderson @ProfRobAnderson]

One of the biggest mistakes I see students making on multiple-choice exams is picking the wrong answer.

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

I read this as one title and got hyped af

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

In 1977, two American boys discovered that a local ice‑cream chain offered free birthday sundaes by mail, so they invented a fictional child named “Robert Alan Peters” to keep collecting the yearly treat.

They filled out the birthday club form, listed their real home address, and for years received coupons addressed to their imaginary creation. The prank was harmless fun, just kids gaming a promotional system for a few extra sundaes.

But in 1984, everything changed when a letter arrived from the Selective Service System ordering “Robert Alan Peters” to register for the draft. The boys, now older, were stunned: their fake child had somehow entered a federal database.

The incident exposed that the U.S. government had quietly obtained and used the ice‑cream chain’s mailing list without permission, sparking public debate about privacy, data‑sharing, and how easily personal information could be swept into government systems long before the digital age.

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

i don’t irish exit, i do the american withdrawal (constantly change my story about when im leaving, if im leaving, who invited me)

[Daniel DePetris @DanDePetris]

Trump’s top two goals in the war:

(1) No Iranian nuclear weapon.

(2) The Strait of Hormuz is open for business.

Just a friendly reminder that we already had both before the war.

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

It’s giving “have you tried…*not* being a mutant?”

Bro what solution do you think there is that hasn’t been tried? The man is slowly dismantling the checks and balances of our government that were supposed to prevent exactly this. The biggest ray of hope at this point is that he’s got one foot in the grave already.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Hey, so. After Charlie Kirk was killed, did the left doxx his kids' school and barrage it with so much harassment and violent threats it had to shut down for the safety of the students and staff?

Because the right did that to Renee Good's six year old son's school.

[The Cinegogue @TheCinegogue]

my favorite David Lynch tweets

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

All this crap generated about Greenland and Venezuela is just to distract from the Epstein Files, which have still not been released. In defiance of the law, might I add.
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

John Mayer’s beautiful rendition of "Ripple" at today’s public memorial for Bob Weir in San Francisco 🌹⚡️💀

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

"Abolish Ice" Democrats have my full support.
"Ice Needs Better Training" Democrats can fuck right off.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

@JDVance Yeah, the woman who says "I'm not mad at you," then, twenty seconds later, is bleeding out next to her kids' stuffed animals while ICE agents call her a "fucking bitch," is clearly at fault here.

Your soul is black.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

If you don't want to be shot to death by an officer of ICE, don't taunt them with incendiary rage-bait like, "That's fine dude, I'm not mad at you." Otherwise the three bullets in your face will be your own fault.

[B.Roll.Benny @brollbenny]

I made this meme just for this occasion, but feel free to steal it

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Let's not forget, millions of Americans voted for Trump. They are our fellow citizens. So regardless of where we stand politically, it is imperative to reach out and tell each and every one of them that they are stupid fucking assholes.

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

There is nothing more inimical to the principles that our country was founded on than a government official declaring that due process should be tossed aside.

Everyone is entitled to due process. Everyone. We thought it so important we wrote it into the Constitution TWICE.