JaKobe

Netflix master.

[JaKobe @JacobyWanKenoby]

Detroit Lions = America’s StepTeam

[JaKobe @JacobyWanKenoby]

@Ihartitz @BoandJoeShow laugh with me

[JaKobe @JacobyWanKenoby]

@CdFires @k4meron20 Holy crap, you’re both kids. For my next stop, I’m turning 30

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

How it started How it’s going

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What a game!!! #UCLAvsGONZ

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Jose Canseco #roughnrowdy

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

BILLY IS THE CHAMP!!!!!!!!!!

[JaKobe @JacobyWanKenoby]

Damn, if I would write down my drunken ideas on a a sheet for sober me to follow through with, I’d be in even more debt.

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

you eat pork, have tattoos, drink alcohol, curse, have sex before marriage, disrespect your parents, praise celebrities like they are God, use the Lord’s name in vain, lie, murder and steal but LGBTQ+ is where you draw the line? i HAVE to laugh.

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@JonYe_West_ That infant probably weighs more than you do, you man-child.

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[JaKobe @JacobyWanKenoby]

@biguglyboi Thank goodness because I would never ever want to hear about your hu*h thoughts.. ya nastyyy!!

[JaKobe @JacobyWanKenoby]

@biguglyboi Thank you so much for the censorship, Kam Jam!

[JaKobe @JacobyWanKenoby]

@biguglyboi Vikings (self explanatory), Last Kingdon (like Vikings but way less gruesome), The Wire (cool), Ozark (suspenseful), The Real Housewives of [insert a trash city] (great fucking trash entertainment), Geordie Shore (if you thought Jersey Shore was garbage, get a load of these ppl)

[JaKobe @JacobyWanKenoby]

@biguglyboi Well shit. Idk what you’re genre is but here ya go you little slut: Homeland (decent show but I fucking hate the lead axtress), The Office (I cannot stress this show enough), Boardwalk Empire (Prohibition era, it’s neat), Peaky Blinders (if you live under a rock then start here),

[JaKobe @JacobyWanKenoby]

If anyone knows how to load a cabinet full of Tupperware without the door being halfway opened, please upload a “tips and tricks” video to YouTube for us normal people

[JaKobe @JacobyWanKenoby]

@biguglyboi The 100. iZombie. The Office for the 1642 time. Love is Blind if you wanna hate on people.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_]

The irony of hospital CEOs complaining about $0.50 masks being sold for $7 after they built an entire career selling $0.50 bags of saline for $500.

It’s almost like hyper-inflating life-saving costs for profit should be ILLEGAL....🧐

[JaKobe @JacobyWanKenoby]

@biguglyboi Guess you’re coming home with another cat.