Jacob Combs

Usually the idiot among geniuses

[Jacob Combs @Jacocoms]

I just want Mar-Vell to tell Steve Rogers “I’m the Captain now”

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Just hit a parked car (Yes, I left a note) and then promptly walked into a tree (No, I wasn’t on my phone)

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Spotify year in review made me realize they still use my account

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I love my hot sauce as much as the next person but putting adobo on everything is a game changer

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"my roommate should be charged a pet fee for how often that hoe is over"

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It's hurricane szn and I don't even own an umbrella here in Florida

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Not sure if I consumed more airplane food or alcoholic calories over the past week but those two definitely combined for the majority of my diet

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We shoot for the starts without taking the time to admire them

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Information may be free on google but apparently knowledge only comes in the form of $300 textbooks

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Soccer players may be the worst with diving, but there seems to be a lot of flops/dives in the game of basketball now too

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There's been so many organized "study breaks" that I had to start taking a break from all those events to actually study

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It's Carlos Beltran's 20th MLB season and he got his first world series championship. Love to see old veterans get a ring

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80 degrees today and then the next two weeks it won't even reach 60 for a high. Maybe next year we can get autumn weather

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USA is already eliminated from the 2018 World Cup..there's always 2022?

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Tonight I waited for over an hour and a half for a single order of wings. shouldn't of paid before my food came

[Jacob Combs @Jacocoms]

Finished moving into my 6th home in 3 years

[kesha @KeshaRose]

Praying is here 🙏
I hope this song reaches people who are in the midst of struggles
Read my full Lenny Letter: https://t.co/50oC9F3jks

[Jacob Combs @Jacocoms]

Family went out to dinner but forgot the car key at home. The push to start feature is not idiot proof

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After one day I know my internship will be an extremely exciting yet challenging experience by the way they issued me a laptop w/o a battery

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Welcome back home to suburbia where you hear lawnmowers nonstop on Saturday mornings